this shit isn’t funny anymore y’all i’m out here jerking off thinking about being kissed oh my god someone kill me dead i’m begging
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this shit isn’t funny anymore y’all i’m out here jerking off thinking about being kissed oh my god someone kill me dead i’m begging
he breasted the boulder boobily up the hill…
one must imagine sisyphus big naturals
i have a random issue with a handful of pre-srar fall out boy songs where I LOVE the the start of the song or just generally everything but the chorus, but the chorus itself i find kind of underwhelming (eg: ilalwtwiattgyo, ttotbo, igatrimeanomf, cfmrfrpfmsr, gblogbd(dyptstsasgts)
poor thing...walked straight into the electric fence
Just graduated from Begging Dog University with a master’s in Boiling Water
staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"
hey, so. I'm multiple flavors of queer and disabled, and I don't got a lot to work with for the rest of the month again. bank account, paypal, and credit card are all overdrawn by $2-15 usd each. and I kind of need stuff to eat that doesn't require cooking.
I got heat stroke a few years ago and I start getting nauseous and headachey and extremely anxious once it starts hitting like, 75f, or 29c. cooking in the summer heats up my whole ass apartment to the point where I will start having some serious problems. it's going to be in the 90s here this week. and I have to go out in it.
so I would like to get food that I can eat cold, rather than having to deal with the stove at all. also some stuff to drink, as I am almost out of like...all of that. I'd also appreciate the opportunity to get ice cream or something, because things kind of suck right now and it would be really nice to be able to have.
current cart for walmart is $146 with fees and driver tip, as I am unable to drive, the bus doesn't run sundays, and it's not safe for me to take my wheelchair and go to the store myself. if you could send me a couple bucks or give me a boost, I would appreciate that.
paypal.me/seththemuse
I have nothing to eat. I don't get my disability for another week. I would really appreciate some help, it's getting hard to put words together in a way that makes sense.
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The rest of the US is in a horror movie meanwhile NYC is getting sunshine and rainbows and free puppies
horse cream puff …
For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario
The first tags I see on this are absolutely inspired. Incredible pervert lesbian website.
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met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name
the worst part is I can't dare ask her that last question because then she might say something like "You don't remember, do you?" and pull out a katana and obviously I'm not stupid enough to take that risk
this school is pretty alright, i could stay here for longer than average probably (warmup doodle)
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The sheep industry is home to some of the world’s hottest shepherds
It's nuts how common it is to not allow children to be angry, even (especially) in households where adults are angry all the time. As a child I knew my own anger was unacceptable--not just expressing it outwardly but feeling it at all. So now as an adult my immediate reaction to my own anger is often to feel guilt instead of like. Noticing when someone is being rude or unfair or my boundaries are being violated or whatever. fucked up.