ParanormalChicken

Both paranormal and a chicken. What more do you need to know? Call me ParanormalChicken or Para, and I use it/they/xe(xyr) I'm an artist of sorts! I draw, among other things. linktr.ee/paranormalchicken Art tag: #paranormalchickenart

[lipamanka]

fun fact: this is the first pot to ever be created by a woman.

[paranormalchickenreturns]

Happy #Mar10day !!! I'm on time for this technically

[paranormalchickenreturns]

fossils yeah

[shittymoviedetails]

Always cry at this quote

[jewishpangolin]

Same energy

[lexa-willowisp]

where’s the back of the froot loops box where the punchline is covered by the best-by date

[zocomi]

Petting ur lil head and scrotum behind ur ears ^_^

scrotum ^-^

[zocomi]

nerd

[videos-i-didnt-make]

stand_down.mp4

[warcrimesimulator]

thinking about creatures.

[warcrimesimulator]

look at this thing

[warcrimesimulator]

Tumblr users will see some kind of animal or beast and just slam the reblog button

[otiksimr]

That is a banded linsang.

They sit very politely.

[eybefioro]

@creatures-in-posts

[creatures-in-posts]

These creatures are sitting very politely

[depsidase]

[adhdo5]

Some Tweets

[ellaandtheocean]

Humpback whales breaching: gorgeous, majestic, graceful, embodies all the strength and beauty of the ocean

Minke whales breaching: I will launch myself out of this ocean like a f***ing surface-to-air missile to seek and destroy my enemies

[gallusrostromegalus]

I remember an interview with a guy that did the camera work for nature documentaries and he said that baleen whales like these guys were the scariest things to shoot because “They’re the size of a train, they can suddenly appear out of nowhere in dark or murky water and they don’t make a goddamn sound. I was absolutely sure that one of them was going to hit me and well, ‘that’s all folks!’. Gave me a lot of perspective on how I handle myself when filming smaller animals now.”

[a-book-of-creatures]

Fin whales breaching: sea serpent

[fleshdyke]

levitating minke whale

[plaguedocboi]

Sperm whale breaching: wjaht the fuck

[official-lucifers-child]

meanwhile, spinner sharks:

wheeeeeeeeeee

[roboticreborn-deactivated201811]

Hey, put on a coat! It’s like 20 degrees outside!

[heymacareyna]

aww, someone made snow angles

[hydrahowl]

does this on your dash

[crag-the-caveman]

Crag eat goat meat tonight

[hydrahowl]

[patema-introverted]

[neolesbian]

im laughing so hard my roommate and i each picked a poster from a movie we liked and we were going to decide on a movie we both like to put in the middle but we havent yet so our living room wall just looks like this

[escuerzoresucitado]

[spingeville]

"oh it's such a shame you don't plan to give me any grandchildren 🙄 we'll just have to wait and see 😉" you son of fuck i havw SEX with COMPUTERS

[spingeville]

ladies and germs i believe we've found a workaround

[adhdo5]

Cut a slice of pizza with scissors and was overcome with despair