every shop is a sex shop if you're brave enough

chicken soup for the aspiring alcoholic's soul. twitter@pardongers

[majitek]

Oswald except its that one Hannibal meme (helmet & hair ver.)

(og pic under cut)

[cowboyhudsons]

This isn’t just about the sex. You like her personality. You like that she’s conniving.

[parkchanwoohoo]

I feel like dating your evil clone is just like, obvious? Like, I mean, yeah we'd have caveats in place for if they're so evil they try to kill you or whatever but otherwise it just seems like the sensible thing to do

[parkchanwoohoo]

"Ohh I'm you but sexily brooding, God I'm such a sicko, a real freak, I'm so fucked up, also I know exactly how you like jerking off, have I mentioned I'm brooding" like okay no SHIT we're gonna take turns going down on each other for like a full calendar year?? This is simple

[ewil]

murder is bad? even if i say sorry afterwards? even if i am an anime girl.

[delusional-cannibal]

[ewil]

this is the worst website

[collegeboard-official]

there's a snake loose in my house and no one cares except me

[collegeboard-official]

the AP French Language And Culture exam will require you to locate and apprehend the florida pit viper in my living room

[tlirsgender]

People on here are all yess dilfs <3 and then they draw the smoothest 20 year old you've ever seen like no........ You don't get it. If your old man doesn't have any texture to him what's the point

[elvarasokazokakurvaelvarasok-de]

[fungiblegoods]

[kwikemart]

“hey wanna come over and get drunk or someth-”

me:

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

German kids on YouTube are like today ve are making goopensleim

[emil]

be sure to likensübscreiben

[pseudomantis]

i love his smile its very subtle its like the mona lisa to me

[thebuffyfiles]

[dormouseking]

This is what being over 25 on this website feels like

[sleepy-domme]

My preferred femdom dynamic is like a queen and her knight. You are loyal to me, you serve me, but I value you. You are strong, intelligent, and capable, but I still hold authority over you. We are both benefiting from this relationship, I just lead it.

[queermaddscientist]

Get yourself a fabric store that will light your fabric on fire for you

No but legit I asked what the fiber content of something was and the guy didn’t know so he cut a chunk off and lit it on fire and felt the ashes and was like. Yeah this is mostly cotton with a lil bit of silk. And that was the moment I knew. This is it. This is the fabric store for me. Also that guy is marriage material. Not for me but damn some person is gonna be so happy with him.

[galactic-magick]

[vir-adahlen]

still think about that post that’s like dragon age characters are always breaking character to go on suspiciously detailed centrist rants. it’s so funny. what if that happened to all of us

[vir-adahlen]

my roommate: hey kate when you’re at the store can you pick up some paper towels, we’re out

me: oh? paper towels?

my roommate: yeah thanks

me: what an interesting request

my roommate: uh—

me: disastrous for the environment, paper towels. or at least that’s what they say. swaths of forests cut down to make them every hour

my roommate: oh ok yeah i mean if you’d prefer we could look into using cloth towels—

me: oh! but bacteria builds up on cloth towels so easily. i knew a man a while back. yes, i’d even call him a friend. he died from an infection caused by a cloth towel that an environmentalist forced him to use against his will

my roommate: dude what—

me: it’s just so hard to know what the right choice is

my roommate: oh hold up you’re breaking character to go on a suspiciously detailed centrist rant, i forgot you told me you did this sometimes

me: maybe both sides are wrong

[vir-adahlen]

#dragon age#i’m crying#they’re always phrased just like that too#and then your friend would say ‘i guess paper towels are okay sometimes’ and you’d greatly disapprove and threaten to move out

@nonhoration you’re deeply deeply right lmao. game of the year

[utopians]

why do I think he is bi well firstly I know and perceive the truth

[blackarachnya]

being a female wrestler makes you such a fucking homo like why do you want to be making close firm contact with other hot and sweaty strong women   hang on im sorry i kinda lost sight of the point here

[flame2ashes]

There’s something hilarious about how these mods were made by the same user

[audemus-n7]

Hi - I run the modding community discord so I can offer some insight into this. There’s actually 3 reasons why Scottina made this mod for LE:

1. As the person who removed them originally, he knew best how to add them back in, so he decided since it was going to be inevitably made by someone, it might as well be done properly.

2. All the DP for this mod goes back into the Mass Effect Modding Workshop, which is our shared community account. So every download for this mod actually goes to support the modding community’s efforts - essentially we turned the horny men into a weirdly inadvertent force for good?

3. He (and we in the workshop) thought it would be hilarious if he was the person who both removed them + added them back in. So that the karma effectively cancels itself out.

We also made a decoy mod to troll people (it adds fart noises during the butt shots).

[flame2ashes]

Thank you for the insight. Please send my regards to the modding community and also tell them they are some of the funniest people on Nexus Mods right now

[piedude]

Scottina making the LE butt mod: