DebatingParliLikeWhatUpInTheClub

[parlidebatetothemax]

the signs as forensics events

Aries: LD

Taurus: Poetry/Prose/OI

Gemini: HI

Cancer: DUO

Leo: Policy

Virgo: Extemp

Libra: Congress

Scorpio: DI

Sagittarius: Public Forum

Capricorn: Parli Debate

Aquarius: Oratory

Pisces: Impromptu

[net-benefits-deactivated2016031]

@ PFers if you want to be clever assholes

the word “sanction” has two opposite meanings - it can mean to uphold, or to allow, instead of to condemn. 

It might be fun to do this if you wanted to fuck with neg ground a bit

[thoughtsofapolicydebater]

When a judge makes a joke before a round

[marginalerrors-deactivated20220]

Don’t trust me to make impromptu topics

[old-commie-bacon]

Memes? Holy fuck I want in. 

[fuckyeahpolicydebate]

shots fired

[parlidebatetothemax]

So last year I was at Great America for the Halloween Haunt with my friends and I don't remember the exact reason why but i started talking to one of the guys dressed up as something scary and was randomly arguing with him about something. And then my friend told him that he probably would never win an argument with now because I'm a debater. To this he replied, "So are you a masterdebater?" And I looked at him blankly because I didn't get it (I was tired alright lool). And he just laughed at my confused expression and walked away. And then I got it.. T.T Just debate jokes lool

[urbsinpalude]

Making up sources

[misscongressrep]

Non speech and debate kid decided to pick a fight with me and is trying to win an argument

Yeah. Good luck with that.

[thoughtsofapolicydebater]

When you have a really bad judge

[gayjesse-deactivated20140607]

when u win an argument against someone who thinks they know everything

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Going into a round you know is going to be bad

[marginalerrors-deactivated20220]

When A Lay Judge Gives Everyone Perfect Speaks

[fuckyeahspeechanddebate-blog]

After a Bad Tournament

[gavelenvy]

Talking to other teams

[nerddebater]

When you realize you dropped an important argument 

[kissouraff]

and then when you try to pretend you responded to it

[discorce-kritik-deactivated2018]

What to say to piss off each format

CX - “wow, your aff has amazing dis add kritics, and Man that advantage text really pushed your mega laser dicrorse shark forward against the counter advantage plan” LD - “I don’t like distributive justice” PFD - “you got any time?” Congress - “the docket order doesn’t really matter” DUO - “why don’t you look at each other” Di - “hi I’m your judge and I like being happy” Hi - “your not funny” Dx - “I don’t like people who won’t stop reading the news” Fx - ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Parli - “hold up, who is David Camron again?” Oo - “I like facts” Expos - “I don’t like facts” Poetry - “Edgar alen poe was a no talent slob”

[andnuclearwar]

When your coach tells you to go for T before the round