Part Time Pirate

I fought the tumbl and the

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Snakes

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This is how Tumblr’s search function works

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I kinda feel like the show gave off the impression that there are only like 10 houses in Westeros but theres so many..

I know its no ones fault, budgetary restrictions are a thing and its also understandable that having an additional hundred peoples last names and flags would become confusing but i thought id share this for a sense of scale.

P. S: each of these houses can have anywhere from 1 to 100 minor lords and landed knights overseeing smaller castles, towns and villages in their name.

P. S. S.

Grey and white=The North

Cyan and teal = The Vale

Blue=The Riverlands

Red = The Westerlands

Pink and purple = The Crownlands

Yellow = The Stormlands

Green = The Reach

Orange = Dorne

Brown = Iron Isles

Edit: cant believe i forgot to mention this but most of you probably could tell by the watermark in the top corner, i did not create this and all credit for this map belongs to them.

Some of the people reblogging this are putting “has this dumb bitch read the books?” yes i have my favourite character is satin flowers.

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When you call somebody’s name but they don’t know where it’s coming from

[robb-the-reaver]

This is genuinely frightening

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You know when a horror movie has so many jokes it feels more like a comedy? This is the exact opposite of that

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It Follows (2014)

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I remember reading somewhere that there’s a fine line between comedy and horror, this video crossed that fine line like 10 times.

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The most romanting tv series finals in history of television:

- Good Omens (2019)

- Black Sails (2014)

- Hannibal (2013)

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the switch from ‘a girl worth fighting for’ to coming upon the decimated village in mulan is THE MOST kick-in-the-teeth mood change IN ALL OF CINEMA

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That scene shift did more for our generation’s understanding of the horror of war in ten seconds than Game of Thrones did in eight seasons, and it did it without showing us a single dead body. 

[genresavvygentleman]

OKAY BUT HOLD ON THOUGH.

I’ve spent the past… five? Let’s say five - the past five years analyzing the structure of Disney Musicals as part of the process to write my own/a parody of them, and the thing is that all the modern ones have roughly the same number of songs - except Mulan.

Mulan has about half, because after AGWFF ends with that unresolved final phrase, there are no more songs until the end credits, which isn’t even sung in-universe.

Mulan wasn’t even the REALM of fucking around - when they arrive at that village, when the true horrors of war are brought into the story, not only does it interrupt THAT song, it breaks the entire fucking mold - the movie’s damn genre changes; it is no longer a musical.

And the Huns represent this from the start - Jafar and Hades are notable for not having proper villain songs, but Jafar does get his Prince Ali refrain and Hades and his plan get sung ABOUT by the muses. No scene with the Huns has any singing, they are mentioned once in song (the second line of Man, natch), and they of all Disney Villains are probably the most serious - no jokes, no witty asides, no sassy delivery of dry humor. The Huns are an invading army who plan to straight up kill a fuckton of people, including children, and AGWFF’s sudden end is the moment when our happy go lucky MUSICAL protagonists finally come in contact with them and their work directly - and it breaks them. Because shit like the Huns cannot exist in happy go lucky musical world. They just exist in our world. The real world. And you can’t sing your problems away here.

The end of A Girl Worth Fighting For is a brilliant use of metanarrative sensibilities to convey a message. It is utterly perfect.

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Daaaamn, Tony. That’s fucking deep, my guy

[genresavvygentleman]

I didn’t spend two years and thousands of dollars on a Master’s Degree in literature to NOT over analyze every text I engage with.

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Gavin, Dan & Mike in the latest Slow Mo Guys video

[gussorola]

Michael: Are beans a breakfast meat? Gavin: If you’re a vegetarian.

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I love being asleep and I love being in bed but I hate GOING to bed because it requires so many small rituals and bedtime activities i wish i could just automatically transport myself into bed the moment i get sleepy already with my teeth brushed, in my pajamas, phone set down to charge, entire body marinating in an artisanal mix of 17 herbs and spices and sealed in a sous vide bag, etc 

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get to know me: [4/?] favorite movies

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

The Witch (2015) dir. Robert Eggers

[durzarya]

Random Good omens thought. Any of you guys noticed that Pepper and Adam swapped bikes?

Like this is from the first episode

This is Pepper talking about how she wanted some fun bike, but got a girl’s one instead.

And this is when the Them go to the airbase

Dog is sitting in the basket, and Pepper has a cool bike.

So my headcanon? They swapped.

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and then he kicked Peter’s ass :D

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2014-2015 era on here was fun all we did was watch the winter soldier, pacific rim and mad max fury road and then re-watch the winter soldier, pacific rim and mad max fury road 

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I got you something tumblr.

[marvellegends]

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) || Captain America: Civil War (2016) || Thor: Ragnarok (2017) || Captain Marvel (2019)

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[ccaptainrex]

Alfredo finally getting revenge.

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