Year 30: When can I stop facing reality?

[depsidase]

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[00000000000000000001111-deactiv]

when your boy is reblogging foreskin memes but you know damn well he is a cut crusader and not a hooded hero 

[albva]

[albva]

um. i think that will make an even awkwarder silence

[andthencamethen]

@were--ralph

[catsandwich-deactivated20240213]

This is a literal sexual harassment training video we had to complete

[quendergeer]

i assumed this was porn

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

one of the most fascinating youtube subcultures imo is the MRE taste testing community…like those folks who get their hands on military ready to eat meals and do unboxings and taste tests of them? because usually theyre perfectly normal and just interested in testing what militaries around the world eat right now. but some of these folks go the extra mile. they go so hard they threaten to destroy themselves with their own hubris. some of these people are flying towards the sun at alarming rates and are going to not only melt their wings but also their 100 year old preserved foods, causing them to plummet to their deaths, their corpses reduced to stewing in the seawater mixed with the remains of the WWII soviet pea soup they brought with them. im watching a dude eat meat from a 1902 british military ration right now. my dude is deadass out here calmly trying to become the last casualty of the fucking second boer war. as an archivist and general antiques lover ive put my hands on some horrifyingly old and dirty things but the idea of ingesting legitimate american civil war hardtack makes me want to get my stomach surgically removed and i am just so FASCINATED by these people who see these military antiques and think “nice, there’s lunch right there”

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

“the smell is just awful” SIR you are BOILING cow meat that predates the FIRST WORLD WAR you are boiling beef from a cow that existed at the same time as ELIZABETH CADY STANTON sir this can of beef was canned during the fucking DREYFUS AFFAIR what pray tell WHAT did you EXPECT from this TURN OF THE CENTURY CAN OF MEAT

[bananatwinky]

[hochiminhts-deactivated20190916]

[futchcassidyandthecumdancekid]

​still genuinely might be the best own ive ever seen in my fucking life

[writeouswriter]

Completely personal preference but gonna be real with you, vampires and werewolves and stuff like that just don't hit the same for me without the angst, the guilt, the terror, like what's the point, "oh but what if he was just a puppy," yeah yeah, that's nice, I don't care, what if their very being was tearing them apart from the inside, what if the hunger never stops clawing and clawing and clawing even if you have it under control for the moment, not to say there's not exceptions or variations, those who've come to terms with or revel in their nature or etc., different opportunities for silliness or softness for sure, but to strip *all* manner of horror or discomfort from the lore, it's like wow, where is the appeal, the flavour, I hope you're hungry FOR NOTHING, just like your "vampire" apparently

[crazy-brazilian]

[evilwizard]

opinion on yuri mr evil wizard?

[pocketss]

It was important to me that she puts emphasis on the TOK

[strawberryscare]

NATALIE TELLING CARMY THAT IT'S OKAY IF HE FELL OUT OF LOVE WITH COOKING, FOLLOWED BY SYDNEY POURING HER HEART AND SOUL DESCRIBING THE WAY HER FOOD IS PREPARED. CARMY TELLING TINA THAT THERE'S NO WAY HE COULD PLATE THE PASTA IN LESS THAN 3 MINUTES, DESPITE HIS EXPERIENCE, ONLY TO WATCH SYDNEY DO IT, ON THE SPOT, IN TWO AND A HALF MINUTES WITHOUT EVEN TRYING. CARMY EXPLAINING TO MICHAEL HOW THEIR RESTAURANT WOULD BE FOR PEOPLE TO BE TAKEN CARE OF AND CELEBRATED - A FEELING FORGOTTEN BUT EXACTLY THE WAY HE RECOGNIZES IN SYDNEY AFTER SHE MAKES NATALIE AN OMELETTE.

IF THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE TOGETHER WHY ARE THEY FOILS? WHY ARE THEY SOULMATES?

[starglowy]

[itssohardtoexplain]

Pete and Syd both showing kindness to Donna

and helping her kids understand her better

[greymvs]

the parallels need to be studied !!! it's also not lost on me how the characters treat pete vs how the fandom treats sydney

[lackadaisycal-art]

Happy "The Bear Season 4" to all those who celebrate 🐻🐻🐻

[richyjerimovich]

He said the food overall was truly exceptional. And creative. He said the talent here is undeniable. That there's a scallop dish he hasn't been able to stop thinking about and the hospitality was beautiful. He said the room felt alive without being precious or try-hard.

THE BEAR, 5.08 "The Original Beef of Chicagoland"

[whenmemorydies]

Prolly no reason for using this lighting across these three shots, for these three relationships in the final episode of The Bear, right?

Jess and Richie are coworkers, starting their romantic journey together.

Nat and Pete are long-married and fresh off the thrill of their back-alley sexual escapade.

And Syd and Carmy are platonic coworkers who never have romantic or sexual feelings about one another, ever.

This lighting is just total coincidence.