Be Gay Make Oat Milk

[particeps-criminis]

Previous boss who moved to a different position within the company offered me a job as her assistant.

Sometimes I forget people like me and I’m surprised when I’m reminded of it

[particeps-criminis]

Oh hey I started this job

[rookieforlife]

Kelley O'Hara, Christen Press | The USWNT trains in preparation for the group stage of the 2018 CONCACAF Women’s Championship at WakeMed Soccer Park.

📸: isiphotos

[thisloveforyourmom]

you will not guess where this ao3 summary is going

[thisloveforyourmom]

[particeps-criminis]

Bro, what

[tlirsgender]

"This choice was thematically appropriate but it makes me sad," a memoir

[tlirsgender]

I know this character had to die but what if they didn't: the squeakwel

[janeaustentextposts]

[maythe4th]

SENSE AND SENSIBILITY (1995) dir. Ang Lee

[fangorn-forest]

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

[paperjoshi]

on it boss

[paperjoshi]

trapped in the catacombs boss

[farmerlesbian]

i need to say this in a safe space. i hate the word hubby. it is revolting. i never want to have to see or hear that word again

[farmerlesbian]

heterosexual women, i am holding your hand while i say this. please… enough. haven’t we endured enough?

[syn4k]

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

[nevvaraven-deactivated20260705]

i love it when a mutual in law hates me but their mutual fucking loves me eat your heart out honey i’m fucking your wife tonight

[aimseytv]

[stjohnstarling]

The social forces that prevent you from being able to admit to your own desires in the safety of your own mind are far more evil than any desire you could have.

[particeps-criminis]

I did, in fact, win the break up. Not by getting a new partner first, but because a bird the Ex Man started looking for almost two years ago just casually landed outside my car and let me look at it for a minute.

[particeps-criminis]

Pinterest literally told me “Shut up and stop planning your wedding when you don’t have a man”

[particeps-criminis]

Tumblr has randomly started preventing me from getting on blogs it deems “mature” and I don’t know the setting to change it. Anyone know how to help?? I’d like to not be crippled on my dashboard lol

[digitaldeathx-deactivated202605]

self-awareness check, list five things you like that aren't media pieces in the tags now ‼️