Just the Random Things

Welcome, I have no idea what I'm doing, there will be lots of things, also SPOILER ALERT

[sniperct]

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[veronicaleighauthor]

[importantcatpics]

[digitalroot]

If I were stronger, I could save people without having to worry about the consequences.

[dishesoap]

yall know you shouldnt be wearing a lot of wool directly against your skin right?

[dishesoap]

not that it'll like poison you i just mean i hear people talk about how a lot of wool is scratchy and sweaty and im like please dear god a layer

[dishesoap]

yes. some wools are soft and fluffy and nice. but good ol thick waterproof assfuck dense wool is scrtchy scratchy and its gonna make you sweaty. get a pair of thin silk undersocks to wear under your thick wool socks. throw a collared shirt on under your grandpas old wool sweater. u need a breathing layer. a wicking layer.

[dailysmilingnatsume]

[homunculus-argument]

A fantasy story starting with the protagonist minding her own business gathering firewood, when a demon appears out of nowhere announcing that she belongs to him now. The protagonist demands to know on what grounds, she's never signed no damn contract. The demon is kind of baffled by this, and awkwardly explains that just now her father had promised his firstborn for something, and she is his firstborn.

The protagonist digs her heels in and says no, she never knew her biological father and by the way the demon explained the situation, evidently her father also doesn't know that he already has a daughter, so therefore the man who had made no contribution to her life after he bred and fled has no claim to her as something he could barter.

Not giving a shit about the fact she's gambling her life in doing so, the protagonist makes contact with the local woodland fae, asking them to negotiate on her side. The fae think that this is fucking hilarious and go with her. So, having lawyered up and with a reluctant demon in tow, the protagonist heads off on a quest to find her father and do whatever it takes to wrangle everyone involved into unmaking the contract.

[homunculus-argument]

The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.

"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."

[cristalplanetheart]

[queerskittles]

@elodieunderglass how it can be so smoll!?

[elodieunderglass]

Horses come in big..... and small...,..

In case people are interested in small horses:

The largest horse breed is the Shire and the smallest a Falabella. Falabellas tend to be bred to be extremely small, and like similar cats and dogs bred to extremes, this can become Problematic. (However, there are situations in which an extremely small horse are very useful. They can be housebroken and trained as service and support animals, and are longer-lived than dogs. It’s possible to breed quite small horses.)

Here is a record-holding largest and smallest horse in the world (at the time) pondering each other. I’m not entirely happy about the pressures that produced either of them, but that isn’t my business.

A more realistic big horse/small horse are this Shire and (edited: Falabella) . They are not record breakers but are more expected breed sizes.

These are all adult horses - and the baby in the video is a baby!

[marzipanandminutiae]

@maureen-corpse

[writing-prompt-s]

You teach several highly recommended acting classes, however, to your dismay, you never seem to see any of your students again. Until today, when you find one of your best pupils in your office. With weapon in hand, they coldly ask you "How many agents have you trained?"

[thememedaddy]

[spectralgecko]

Writing Tip

From my friend last night, which I got a chuckle out of:

"Write it in the worst possible way you can think of, and then your brain will be so annoyed it will come up with something better."

She reports a 50% success rate XD

But honestly? I can kinda see it. Plus, writing it badly is still better than not writing it at all.

[phantomrose96]

You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"

And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."

And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.

[wake-meme-up-inside]

God this makes me think of this screenshot:

"it minimizes you as a person" really wraps up my entire discomfort with the whole "oh but i'm just a girl" thing when used in most situations.

[aries-of-spades]

[magnificentwolfface]

You ever have the perfect idea and you know exactly what you want to write—it's all in your head. But the moment you sit down to put it into words... ✨️Poof.✨️ It's gone.

Like your brain just said, "Actually, no," and dipped.

Yeah. That.

Im struggling rn. 😪

[nondelphic]

fanfiction writers when they say "this is just a little oneshot" and then drop a 96k word emotional obliteration device

[but-aint-this-texas]

my brother is like. Halfway asleep and he was just babbling on about how "it should be calcifer's moving castle. He's the one who does the moving. Put that- pos- put that on your tumblr. Free post right there."

So here's your free post guys. Everybody say thank you kerry

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[foxboyclit]