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kez | they/them | 20s | occasional writer | mostly queued posts

[parttimeprophet]

bluesky: @parttimeprophet.bsky.social

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[so-many-ocs]

they should let you visit deactivated blogs i want to pay my respects

[parttimeprophet]

i had a very odd, vivid dream about Lewis Cappaldi (whose name wasn't Lewis in my dream but he still was Lewis Cappaldi??) trying his very hardest to win a pastor election (??) in a small rainy town that looked distinctly british but half of the (very old) population spoke "German" (which i put in quotation marks because whatever garbled version of German my brain conjured there was incomprehensible to me, the cameraman, who is a native German speaker)

We panned back to him months later documentary style to find out he did in fact win and was now the pastor (he was wearing a light blue zip up cardigan instead of whatever the pastor garment is called and it was really ugly) and that's kind of when i woke up???

[parttimeprophet]

it did take me five hours to realise it was Lewis Cappaldi btw

[parttimeprophet]

i had a very odd, vivid dream about Lewis Cappaldi (whose name wasn't Lewis in my dream but he still was Lewis Cappaldi??) trying his very hardest to win a pastor election (??) in a small rainy town that looked distinctly british but half of the (very old) population spoke "German" (which i put in quotation marks because whatever garbled version of German my brain conjured there was incomprehensible to me, the cameraman, who is a native German speaker)

We panned back to him months later documentary style to find out he did in fact win and was now the pastor (he was wearing a light blue zip up cardigan instead of whatever the pastor garment is called and it was really ugly) and that's kind of when i woke up???

[venusimleder]

Vogue Italia, September 2004.

Ph. Steven Meisel

[claracedar]

it is funny to hear that wikipedia is apparently losing site visits to AI because let me tell you wikipedia is not losing site visits from me I am all up in that bitch 24/7 I am reading her down like an enemy I am on wikipedia like white on rice

[undeadhousewife]

[eeby-deeby-dark-and-creepy]

Ok now I’m curious… Which do you prefer:

I have lived in and out of the city, I prefer the city

I have only lived in the city, I prefer the city

I have only lived out of the city, I prefer the city

I have lived in and out of the city, I prefer out of the city

I have only lived in the city, I prefer out of the city

I have only lived out of the city, I prefer out of the city

Bald/vanilla extract/I reject dichotomies under all circumstances/I can’t read

Remaining time: 1 day 9 hours

[venusish]

123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever

[kittenisajerk]

At least the army doesn’t take the money creators could have made. And is also not stealing anyone’s content. ^^

[uiruu]

they kill people

[heckling-hydrena]

being mutuals with really skilled artists is so funny. van gogh & monet are in the tags of my shitposts telling me they love my sense of humor. I feel like roger rabbit

[greelin]

“quit letting him bite you” well why ever would i do that. He needs enrichment. love

[stingchronicity]

i always see “tag fav fruit” posts but i’ve never seen a fav veg post so rb & tag your favourite vegetable

[sinsear-aisteach]

pros of corded headphones:

Cant lose phone

dont need to charge headphones

they look cool and are amazing

cons of corded headphones:

Every doorknob in existence is now out to get you

[sinsear-aisteach]

glad this was a hit with corded headphone users

[hungwy]

guess my favorite rene descartes quote

[frqp-deactivated20200918]

who give a shit.

[hungwy]

[scissorsaint]

(flirting) i could be your problem

[funnybutsadalso]

on regret

[parttimeprophet]

I open the tags to a new fandom, I see that most posts are x reader fics for the canonically racist rapist, I close the tags

[inkegg]

Mayor Hancock

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