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highkey forgot to post this on tumblr and it already got reposted in the meantime uhh anyways i love gay people!
A superbat au where Bruce goes undercover as a criminal (somewhere in a foreign country with a sketchy government) while he's in his early twenties. He does this so that he can learn how to drive getaway vehicles and he gets into street racing*, all skills he believes needs for his future persona. Because of this, he kind of gets tangled with a mafia, running errands for them and all sorts of things.
Entering the scene is fresh-out-of-college Clark Kent, investigative reporter sent to [foreign country] to uncover the criminal underground circuit (in this au, clark would be a few years older than bruce). Why is a junior put on such a high stake case, you ask? Idk, probably it was meant to be a short and easy piece about local trade, but Clark managed to sniff out something bigger, and very illegal.
Clark eventually runs into Bruce as the latter is in the middle of a very illegal activity, and clark makes it his mission to track Bruce down so he can get insider info on the mafia. (He also believes that due to Bruce's young age, he could potentially sway him back onto a crime-free path). This leads to a game of cat and mouse, a lot of taunting from Bruce's part as he keeps escaping Clark's grasp, until finally the whole thing goes underground and no one hears anything from the mafia again. Unbeknownst to Clark, Bruce was dismantling the organization from the inside as soon as he got the skills he needed.
Clark goes back to Metropolis and continues his life there. Until one day, a few years later, he finds out about Bruce Wayne. The billionaire bachelor had returned to Gotham after a two year sabbatical. Clark either finds out about Bruce through a magazine cover, or he attends a gala where Bruce is, bumps into him there, and immediately recognizes him.
Either way, clark is now convinced Bruce Wayne is dealing with criminal organizations (he was in the mafia after all), so he spends all his free time building a case on him. He hounds Bruce with questions, infiltrates WE, hacks into Bruce's records, the whole nine miles.
However, instead of finding ties to a mafia or some other criminal business, the trail Clark picked up leads him to Batman.
And that's how Clark finds out Bruce Wayne is Batman.
And then they kiss maybe, idk, I didnt think further than that
Anyway, if someone writes this, please send it to me🙏
*this part was directly inspired by a tumblr post i saw a few weeks ago but cant find. It basically alluded to Bruce having learned how to drive with criminals cuz "to catch criminals you have to think like one"
I know im late to the party, but I was doing my nails and decided to catch up on the phodcast while I do so, only to look up and find out that my nails were matching Phil's outfit!!
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Wait is there a fic where tim has a crush on kon their whole time at young justice, and right when he finally gathers up the nerves to confess, kon dies, after which tim grieves him hard to the point he doesn't move on for years, until he meets Bernard who makes him laugh for the first time in a very long while, so they get together and tim is happy and has finally put kon behind him, only for kon to come back from the dead which sends tim spiraling all over again because he likes Bernard he really does and he's happy with him but now kon's back and he can't help but think about the what-ifs
So, is there a fic like this?
Scar Tissue
The drag path trend except it’s Lance’s scars from saving Coran from the explosion
spy x family but make it supersons in which Damian Wayne is a rich snobby kid in a private school (so far canon) who can't help having a crush on the younger, poor (by his standards), lovable country bumpkin with superpowers (of which he is none the wiser)
Basically I want damian to have the fattest crush on Jon but he doesn't admit it to himself, and hates himself for being all shy and tongue-tied around him. I want damian to reluctantly help Jon with his homework or etiquette lessons so he won't get expelled (something about upholding the school's prestigious image and not tarnishing it with the expulsion of a plebeian idiot), I want damian forced to team up with Jon to save the school (aka sneak into the schoolmaster's office to discard evidence of Damian's cafeteria incident just to keep his father proud), all that sort of stuff
Meanwhile, I want Jon not having a single thought in that noggin of his except that he has to be friends with damian (even though he finds damian rude and mean) cuz he overheard his dad complain about wanting to get closer to Mr Wayne for work purposes. I want Jon to constantly have to suppress his superpowers even though damian has him itching to use them (if he could just shut him up once that would be a scene worth remembering!!), i want Jon to be the most aloof and unpredictable kid in school with the way he's totally unimpressed by damian one minute then begging to hang out the next (it drives damian crazy to be ignored then lauded in the span of one period)
Gimme damianya x jondami pleaaasseeee
exams are killing me but endophyte by @galaxythreads and @chemical-processes has been breathing new life into my lungs
the unique flavor of psychological damage they are giving to a specific demographic of gay 20-30 year olds by casting steven yeun as adult zuko and making him say gay shit
These remind me of this drawing by Franz Kafka from the 1900s. We've been feeling this way for a long time.
prev, i'm sure you mean my guy Leonid Pasternak
Soft Lead
Clark Kent, a cartoonist for the Daily Planet, visits his number one fan, Bruce Wayne, at his home for breakfast.
Edit - Per some requests, this is now available on Gumroad as a PDF! It includes some of the doodles. It is FREE / Pay-What-You-Want.
https://gumroad.com/aluhnim
This is so cute 🥰
Soft Lead
Clark Kent, a cartoonist for the Daily Planet, visits his number one fan, Bruce Wayne, at his home for breakfast.
Edit - Per some requests, this is now available on Gumroad as a PDF! It includes some of the doodles. It is FREE / Pay-What-You-Want.
https://gumroad.com/aluhnim
This is so cute 🥰
sex pollen is an integral part of the fanfiction ecosystem but i just don't think poison ivy would make anything that encourages procreation of even more humans. unless she figures out how to make the sex pollen same-sex specific or fertility-negating she's not making it at all. #philosophical
batman: throw your homosexual phytoaphrodisiac pollen wherever you like, pamela. it won't get past my rebreather. i've made sure of it. i learned my lesson the last time.
fujo poison ivy: how was it...
im actually in shock that I can't find any fanfics where Bruce shows off his medical skills while Batman???
Like it's accepted fanon and canon fact that Bruce would probably be a doctor if he wasn't batman, and that he dropped out of medical school but still 100% has the knowledge and skills and training to have a doctorate to his name.
Like where is a 5+1 where Bruce has to be a doctor for the league 😭🙏 I'm thinking a big casualty event where lots of civilians get hurt and they need more medics, so Bruce steps up both as doctor and strategist during the catastrophe. We TRULY see that insane, multi-tasking, lightspeed efficiency brain he has both acting as field doctor with multiple patients AND strategist of the league.
Another one could be a league member gets real hurt and there are no doctors present on the watchtower, nor will they get there in time, so Bruce says fuck it and steps up to act as surgeon / doctor.
Another one where Bruce does an autopsy with Barry Allen and they're just speaking in fucking medical + forensic jargon
Another one where maybe he's stuck as Bruce Wayne during a hostage event and people see Bruce Wayne is actually low-key still has those doctor skills despite dropping out to treat someone's gunshot wounds.
Another one where he is just doctor house and needs to diagnose a disease LIKEEEEE
The possibilities are endless. GUYS PLEASE. PLEEEASSEEE. I PROMISE there is nothing hotter than a man who is SMART and EFFICIENT and can DIAGNOSE.
old trend but here you go anyways
Dick Grayson, eldest daughter syndrome vs Jason Todd, chronic Xbox older brother
They go to dick for help with taxes, getting a ride, crying at 2 am, getting a gift for Bruce, picking a shirt to buy, panning a surprise, yknow that type of help
They go to Jason when they get too drunk and are about to pass out, pregnancy scares, they’re over 18 and wanna get high, fuck up and need to hide it from Bruce, need to get away from Bruce, that type of help
Dicks idea of sibling fun is playing board games, eating at shitting diners, friendly sparing and watching movies
Jason’s idea of sibling fun is shoving someone down a hill in a shopping cart, dragging someone behind his bike on a table and fully throttling each other over Mario cart
Dick’ll take the batkids to doctors appointment, hair appointment and he’ll run errands with them
Jason’ll take the batkids to get piercings and tattoos, he’ll sign off on questionable illegal activities and take the younger bats out of school early
They’re both good siblings they just show they’re love in different ways