[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

THIS-

AAAAUGHGHHEAAGHHGGG

THIS is germany!

[blignick]

[bardjulus]

[jester-operation]

Cropped for memeing

[7777777awawawa7777777]

Rating: cute

We all love it when cats do this. What a classic. You can tell the cat is in no danger because its not to scared.

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[galileosballs]

The 'ingredients you can pronounce means it's healthy' line implies a world in which the kind of nutrition a person requires scales with their biology education and grasp of phonics. Which isn't true, of course, but sure would imply some interesting worldbuilding if it were

[bumblebeebats]

"Potassium cyanide. Arsenic trioxide. Polonium 210. Tetrachlorodibenzodioxin," I say, smugly and with full confidence, before downing the glass of wine my political rival insisted on pouring for me. Seconds later, she watches with a smirk as I collapse writhing to the ground, in the knowledge that I never could hit that "R" in "pinot noir" quite right

[asmrgaret]

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

[asmrgaret]

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

[girldraki]

[leavethepuddle]

@sarumans

[fedoraspooky]

whoever's idea it was to have womens t-shirts have those tiny sleeves that go way up into the armpits must have done that maliciously

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

it's kind of crazy climate change has occurred at such a remarkable pace that I and everyone else around my age can remember a completely different climate in our childhoods. I truly watched winter gradually disappear in my life.

[room429]

"You're too young to remember this, but there used to be so many insects outside that you would have to clean them off the windshield after a long car ride" is the kind of sentence that would have been in a cheesy scifi short story earlier in my life, perhaps submitted to a literary magazine and accepted to show support for its environmentalist message - now it's something I've said in earnest.

[aromanticduck]

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

[juststarsandthemoon]

Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data

[soundclown]

[teethwreath]

[tittysoda]

Found a small colony of bats at work last week and I’ve been obsessed with them ever since

[tittysoda]

White people beg to use the n word like a dog begging for boiling water on the stove

[orcposts]

this IS my first rodeo!!!!!! i dont know what the fuck im doinG!!!!!!! will somebody for the love of god HELP

[gammadoppler]

kids turning seven right now in this world lived through something beyond magical.

[gammadoppler]

if i turned seven this year and didnt get a six seven cake when my friends did i think i'd go evil and start throwing tables and shit

[cheaphalloweencostume]

made me laugh thinking abt if you do porn your boss could walk by and be like “fuckin hard or hardly fuckin?” and that might be pretty funny. well im alone there now. in our “special place”. waiting for you.

[memecucker]

[ottisbuns]

[adonischildsupportcase]