bo burnham's lazy twin

Matt/21 life is too short for negative emotions. love and be loved.

[theconcealedweapon]

This is not even an exaggeration.

[deadratgirl]

tony hawk’s curse strikes again

[gideongaius]

for those of you who may not know, margielyn didal is a professional skateboarder who is currently at the olympics. she definitely knows that that is tony hawk, and the text in the post is a joke

[whitepeopletwitter]

[theballgame]

if psychic Pokemon glow like in the anime when they use their telekinesis or whatever I bet that like at least once a week their trainer sees them glowing with no floating item in sight and have to be like “WHAT ARE YOU FLOATING? WHAT DO YOU HAVE” like when your cat is chewing something you didn’t feed them

[catchymemes]

How vaccine works

[figmentforms-the-human]

Art💖

[catchymemes]

[guerrillatech]

[everythingfox]

am scared

(via)

[sometimeredhead]

[wizard0rb]

holy shit i can draw whatever i want. like ANYTHING. crazy

[wizard0rb]

case in point

[wizard0rb]

STOP saying i gave mario a dumptruck ass. i drew directly on top of the original image for reference. hotel mario gave him a dumptruck ass. not me. goodnight everyone

[wizard0rb]

listen. i wasn’t thinking about Ass Discrepancy between the two mario brothers okay???? it didnt cross my mind that mario had cake while luigi was left resembling a baking sheet. i had Other things going on. i was studying for finals. i had a doctor’s appointment. homework. mario bros ass equality was not a top priority for me. it was overlooked!!!!!! fucking sorry i guess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you know no one on twitter gives me this shit

[internet-gems]

heritage post

[wizard0rb]

this is like 2 weeks old

[whitepeopletwitter]

[acornking]

[weirdhybridblog]

Japan ladies and gentlemen

[fenril1]

This isn’t even the weirdest banana related Japanese commercial I’ve seen.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[sloppystyle]

[gotterhag]

I'm gonna fucking commit a crime

[elphabaoftheopera]

[a-yoda-a-day]

pussy so hot she put grill marks on my dick

[a-yoda-a-day]

Oh my god do not reblog this post if you are actually horny. What is wrong with you

[dexer-von-dexer]

[patrik-star]

job description: must be willing to work in a fast-paced unpredictable high-energy environment 

 the environment:

[thealphapigeon]

Job description: relaxed atmosphere where we’re family, not coworkers, providing friendly service for wonderful clientele, positive vibes abound

The Vibes:

[guerrillatech]

.

[bane-of-technology]

[spoogliedoo]

lol look at this cop almost get hit by a car and eat shit on a motorbike he stole

[chillgamesh-the-swing]