🐤🐥🐤

😑they/them 😑 the specter of death darkening your doorstep

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

me as a kid, bored out of my mind, grazing my hand across those old school TVs and feeling the layer of static crackle on the display and pretending like I was an undiscovered supermutant

[hungwy]

Poe isn’t scary I think but he’s a good writer. Thanks

[moistcardboard]

That bitch from starwars got a book?

[hungwy]

Yes, I keep it in my wine cellar. Come with me while I retrieve it…

[moistcardboard]

Sure! What could go wrong?

[querycrossing]

me.

[memes4dads-blog]

wait why was he the bad guy i dont understand

[goulashnikov-concern]

Required education and mandatory waking hours implies that Lazytown is actually a communist dictatorship and Robby Rotten is actually a freedom fighter who’s reputation has been slandered by state run media.

Robbie Rotten is the true hero of Lazytown.

[cerastes]

[skarchomp]

why was 2018 a decade long until October and then everything started moving in 2x speed

[skarchomp]

2018 has been the year long equivalent of having two weeks to do a project and putting it off until the last three days 

[snap-crackle-n-stop]

Buzzfeed Unsolved: yeah we have proof but we haven’t seen anything so its all Unsolved

Achievement Haunters: we heard footsteps this place is definitely haunted

[catchymemes]

[anachronic-cobra]

This was so ridiculously drawn out and the conclusion was so obvious yet still I couldn’t tell where this was going

[bumblebeebats]

me: hi, how are you today?

some SuitPerson: haha well you know - thank God it’s FRIDAY amiright!!!!!!

me, who works the next three days and has entirely lost the concept of weekends as a time for rest and relaxation:

[apocalypse-angel]

My favorite thing is when people say “Thank goodness it’s the weekend!” or “At least it’s Saturday!” while I am ringing them up for their purchases on a Saturday. 

[vanquishedvaliant]

If you’re like sleep spooning a centaur and they roll over in bed do you just die

[null-set]

sleep on her back, then you’ll just roll off if she shifts

[vanquishedvaliant]

i dont follow

[null-set]

+

[vanquishedvaliant]

okay but what if you had a special bed instead 

nothing says commitment like buying a new mattress

[mythicalwashrag]

Centaur Comfort Mattress™: The Horse Hole Keeps Your Bones Safe

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

I’m honestly so glad Tumblr discusses things like “How can I comfortably sleep with a centaur?” and “What kind of chairs would dragons have?”

[an-airbender-named-aang]

book 1 sokka: if she breathe, she a thot

book 3 sokka: my gf can kICK YOUR ASS

[outofmymindbebacklater]

So yes, Zuko’s character development was amazing but we CANNOT ignore the fact that Sokka went from a sexist dudebro to someone who liVEs on respect women juice

[yoranced]

suki whipped that man into shape and it was so fun to watch

[embraceyourmelanin]

Full offense but women with dark skin should be treated with respect regardless of how attractive you find them 👀👀

[angrypixie-sarisa]

Change it to EVERY WOMAN

[invalleumbraemortis]

Ok

Full offense but every woman with dark skin should be treated with respect regardless of how attractive you find them 👀👀

Fixed

[that-green-evening]

The Sims ended up with same-sex relationship support thanks almost entirely to gay programmer Patrick J. Barrett III.

[partysoft]

“At the time, it wasn’t considered ‘normal’ to be gay or lesbian,” [Barrett] said. “Some even saw it as dangerous. But in The Sims it was normal and safe to be a gay person. It was the first time we could play a game and be free to see ourselves represented within. It was a magical moment when my first same-sex Sims coupled kissed. I still sometimes wonder how in the world I got away with it.”

[riffatmatinpoetry]

“Whats next is next. I have to take care whats in front of me first.”

— Affirmation of the day.

[pokemon-personalities]

things i’m bad at: choosing pokemon based on anything other than how cute they are, basic math

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

bachelor 1: i would die for you

bachelor 2: i would kill for you

woman who is about to invent dueling: i have an idea

[hungwy]

*buying eggs* when were these laid? are they scorpios?

[hungwy]

*cracks one open and it has two yolks* oh god… geminis :/

[babyfairy]

i would rather rip my own fingernails off than even entertain the thought of dating or talking to somebody in the military or interested in joining the military

[chizsles]

When the Gunslinger multiclasses into Ranger:

When the Ranger multiclasses into Gunslinger: