fw: fw: fw: fw: fw: fw: fw: fw: fw: fw: fw: fw: message from your ancestors (URGENT)
thank you for submitting your payement of $29.99 in itunes gift card to my ancient coven. the grand triple high priestess has specially chosen to channel your ancestors. this is a great honor for this urgent message:
your ancestors think you do not eat enough [replace this with a traditional food]. why don't you visit them more often? they want to meet that new [gender] you keep talking about. last month you did not even have time to bring them a glass of water on the full moon?
















