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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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@patchthemedic
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Thanks again friend! :D
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If I'm elected as your president in 2028 I promise to bring back the Western Interior Seaway.
North America peaked with this design and every change since has been worse.
NONONONO NO. NO. DO YOU WANT ANY OF THIS FUCKING SHIT BACK?
Pretty babies come swim in w ater with big fish water is fine with big fish in come taste interior seaway with big fish
Went to the zoo today and they had these Arabian Oryxes but one of them found a hat somebody presumably dropped in the enclosure and was playing with it
He managed to get it on too. Looking stylish my friend
apparently Iβm playing skyrim againβ¦ and by βplaying skyrimβ I obviously mean βspending hours installing mods before I ever open the gameβ
foreplay with Todd
do you ever think before you post
yes, I thinkΒ βha! funnyβ and hit post
everyone knows what a baby harp seal looks like, but hereβs an adult! this oneβs tracker makes it look like a live bomb
photo: W.J. Grecian, SMRU
Today's Seal Is: *Blows Up*
The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.
And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and
His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.
However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.
That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizableβespecially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.
yuh i was there, that's how it happened
thursday..... and i bet you wish you were her
Dungeon pattern kimono and subway map patterned obi, by Gofukuyasan
i keep drawing arcee from birds-eye view
fun thing I said today that I wanted to document:
"I don't want to cook my chickens before they're hatched. wait. wait that's not the phrase is it. cooking your chickens before they hatch is just eggs. eggs is normal I think."
I really want to put the phrase "eggs is normal I think" on something now but idk what
A jungle for the house tigers.
Knock Out coming to Skybound means he is gonna appear in Worst Bot Ever and interact with Ballpoint!
TRUST!!!!!! α( α )α
(made KO being nice to my little goat because I love them both)
Whatever, be free my Jetfires π¦
Human relationships are not transactional but they are reciprocal, which I think many of you with your βi donβt owe anyone anythingβ shtick are too happy to forget
Transactional: everything has to be exactly 50/50 all the time, pay me back for the Β£5 sandwich or buy me something worth exactly Β£5, I refuse to make an effort for you if thereβs nothing in it for me
Reciprocal: you were there for me when I needed help, and Iβm going to do the same for you, it doesnβt matter if one of us needs more or is capable of less, because the point is not equivalent exchange but mutual care
the original leeroy jenkins video was posted may 11th 2005⦠10 years ago today⦠yowee
A trip down memory lane
