patches

20 × they/he × fagdyke × multifandom

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

[achesspiece]

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

[drowning-lessonz]

daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun

[tact1calnecr0mancy]

yall gotta stop talking abt screen adaptations before that little french boy ends up playing palamedes

[carys-the-ninth]

[lesbiangunshow]

how are watersports a kink ive been hear about it recently and its so confusing?? how is something as oddly specific as watersports a kink are you attracted to jet skis? water skiing??? DOING IT on a boat? am i missing something

[lesbiangunshow]

why is this getting notes im worried what did i stumble upon

[sadradgrrrl-deactivated20140406]

it’s piss buddy

[lesbiangunshow]

my god

[ask-crammaster-ham]

[basement-deer]

Oh mein gott its the original fucking post

[konoko]

[science-demon]

[baeddoll]

the polyamorous sadist would like you all to organize yourselves into a wack-a-mole type arrangement

[mon3trs]

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

[fat-fuck-hairy-belly]

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

[cafffine]

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

[rumplefuckingstiltzkin]

Ebeneezer in 1742 wakes with a start as for some reason he has put out his guttering candle by slapping atop it ith the palm of his hand. His hand is burned and his nightgown and cap are spattered with hot wax.

[feyosha]

Fascinated by the perceived necessity of an Equivalent Exchange

[pukicho]

Any relationship advice?

Yeah, my old-ass grandma always tells me that soup on a Saturday guarantees you a kiss on Sunday. I honestly don't know what the fuck she means though.

[achillesinhighheels]

[omegaversereloaded]

New bruno mars song called I'll kill you

[omegaversereloaded]

[sodiumfreakbyeguysiloveu-deacti]

so called "free thinkers" watching a game of tennis

[halosnothere]

well that can't be good