Toxic | Lovesick | Yandere Hazbin Hotel Headcanons | Part One
Relationships: Alastor x Reader, Lucifer x Reader
TW: Alastor: None. Lucifer: None. Overall: Unhealthy behavior and manipulative behavior.
Other: I'm finishing up cuddling headcanons with some characters as well lol. I expect fully to revisit this idea with other characters (Vox, Valentino, Charlie, and Angel in specific) as well. Used this post as a reference!
Main yandere type: manipulative
Yandere notes: obsessive, sadistic, self indulgent
Alastor doesnāt do feelings -- he doesnāt enjoy the lack of control that comes with them, how messy they are, how vulnerable it makes him
So when he falls for you, he falls hard and he falls slow.Ā He doesnāt make a show of it, he doesnāt blush and stammer around you.Ā Hell, most of the time (even after he accepts how he feels), he just acts like youāre still just a pawn in the long game.
That being said, his manipulation goes a little deeper and is even more self serving.Ā You need to reach something?Ā He gets it for you.Ā You need to vent?Ā Begrudgingly, he will be a shoulder to cry on (he may love you but he still isnāt the best at this kinda thing).Ā He will feed your pretty lil head full of thoughts about how you canāt exist without him and how others donāt truly have your best interest in mind.
Since itās one of (if not the) first times heās felt this way for someone other than himself, he finds it harder to keep his mind on track and away from you.Ā But youāre just soā¦Ā So everything to him.
Wants to know everything about you and will find himself unable to pull away his thoughts from you.Ā He wants to know stuff from the most mundane to the most extreme about you.Ā He loves tucking away every little (or big) secret of yours to use later.Ā He adores the way you look when he brings up something you mentioned in passing or the way your face heats up when he gifts you something you said you wanted
He can and will find ways to drag you away from those he views as unfit (which is to sayā¦ everyone -- though namely Lucifer and if applicable, Vox.)Ā He wonāt make it too obvious until after you guys become official, after which he will just drag you away rather than calling for your attention
He is self indulgent.Ā Not to the degree Vox is, of courseā¦ I donāt think anyone could be that self indulgent than the man himself.Ā He enjoys hearing your praise when he knows heās worked for it and deserves it.
He canāt deny the way he feels when you laugh, blush, fidget, or otherwise are overtly affected by him.Ā He wants to hear that light laughter directed at him, for him, because of him.Ā It makes him feel more powerful than usual.
I wanted to save sadism for last.Ā I donāt think heād be majorly sadistic, itās not his MO for his beloved!Ā That said, he does have some limits for his patience with you.
I donāt think heād be physically sadistic so much as he would be verbally sadistic.Ā Flooding your senses with why youāre so incompetent and should just let someone like him pull the strings.Ā That being said, I do feel like heād be a biter or tighten his grip on you -- just nothing like slamming you against a wall or slapping you.
Main yandere type: obsessive
Yandere notes: clingy, overprotective
When it comes to Lucifer, a man whoās been tied up with his beloved Lilith for longer than time could count, it shocks him when his attention shifts from her to you.Ā Itās a slow process, at least for him to accept -- it actually happens rather quickly!Ā Heās in denial at first, I meanā¦Ā He is recently divorced and still jerks off to memories of his ex-wife so why is he starting to hear your voice, feel your touch, think of your smile?
When he does eventually come to terms with his shift in focus, he canāt stop thinking about you.Ā Heāll replay every moment heās ever had with you -- from something as simple as you two making small eye contact from across the room (whether or not it was even intentional on your end, he doesnāt care) to bigger things like spending an afternoon together.
Heās the King of Hell so he has a lot more at his disposal than some low, shitty sinner (and if youāre a sinner, then donāt fret, youāre one of the good ones.)Ā He uses his power to his advantage; he canāt allow some fragile thing like yourself to be alone in Pentagram City.
He wonāt directly kidnap you or anything like that, heāll just ease you into spending more and more time with him.Ā Heāll never force you to spend the night with him, heāll never force you into being alone with him.Ā He will, however, gently remind you that Hell isnāt a kind place to be.
He wonāt take kindly to any time with you spent around that Radio Demon.Ā Heāll butt in immediately and try to steer your attention to him, regardless of whether or not he knows what you two were talking about (if you were even talking).Ā Alastor eats this up btw, he may not have an interest in you but heāll allow Lucifer to think he does at least for an hour.
He is a clingy mess.Ā Once he managed to weasel his way into your life, he is not letting himself fall by the wayside.Ā He will be borderline obnoxious with how desperate he is to be by your side.Ā This is regardless of if you two are romantically entwined at this point or not, heās got eternity to be with you in that way in the future.
He does end up approaching Charlie and Vaggi with some issues heās having when it comes to you -- he doesnāt have much experience with love outside of Lilith.Ā Now he wonāt directly talk about how obsessed he is with you (though itās obvious to pretty much everyone, especially his own daughter).
Charlie and Vaggi do try to steer him to being more rational with you, but it doesnāt really work.Ā Lucifer doesnāt do pure rationality, he does things on impulse based on feelings, heās theatrical.Ā He doesnāt care how Charlie visibly cringes or Vaggi audibly sighs when he explains his plans, his undying love for you, etc.
When you two do become more, he is over the fucking moon.Ā He will tell you at least once a day heās thankful for you.
While he doesnāt mind being the big or little spoon, he does find something special about being the little spoon with you.Ā He adores feeling like heās needed in such a way that you canāt help but hold him close.
