pls ask me things im a loser

used to be illegaleggs, official-jergens

[paxamericana]

[redmensch-deactivated20190323]

i honestly don’t think i could make up something worse than the white house managing to fit both holocaust denial and neocon warmongering into a single fucking press release

[dasagoo]

iconic

[setokaibathesolitairechampion]

From the producers who saw Shrek

[eissibee]

Do you ever think about how supermarkets have no clear indicator of time passing visually? Like if u go into a supermarket in the morning or midnight it would look the same, same harsh white lighting. Time isn’t real. Nothing is real. Avocados are half off

[nooboonation]

1.17

[billandtedsexcellentgaymarriage]

[cyberjock-deactivated20250329]

education -$9billion 

energy -$2billion

WAR +50billion

labor -$3billion

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my country is dying

[memewhore]

[slimewytch]

*talks about u behind ur back but in a supportive way about how cool u are and how much i love u*

[brbjellyfishing]

The Trump administration basically just did what it previously described would be a dictatorship. You can no longer mutually support the Trump administration and the first amendment. You have to choose. This is getting absolutely ridiculous.

[psuedofolio]

Do I still need to explain myself for posting more politics?

[weavemama]

the only good thing about trump supporters is how easy it is to drag them with the simplest fact 

[homeosapphic-deactivated2019111]

[angstriddentrashhuman]

I honestly did not expect our national park service to be so fucking savage.

[big-meows]

[thecuriousviolet-deactivated201]

THE PARK SERVICE GOIN IN FOR THE KILL

[pokemon-professor-grey-deactiva]

OMG

[ida-b-wells-b-whippin-yo-ass-de]

Goodnight.

[squidbroom]

homophobes are not allowed to use computers because the inventor of the computer was gay

[local-chibi-girl]

People think this is just a joke but Alan Turing was the inventor of the computer and his sexuality was illegal in his time (which was not even 100 years ago) and he was arrested. They put him on drugs that destroyed his genius brain and committed suicide a year after being covicted. He was gay and a war hero as well. He helped to break enigma which was a German code that they put all their messages through. He shorted WWII by two years and saved so many lives in the process.

[twosillycorgis]

[patrickat]

I feel uplifted by the fact that Carrie Fisher did not allow death to prevent her from attending nearly every Women’s March today around the globe.

[dot-ix-deactivated20171108]

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

yall complain about ad targeting but then reblog weird ass memes like bode and here come dat boi and then mutate jokes until they’re completely unrecognizable “oh yeah why the fuck would tumblr think i wanted to see an ad for amish clickbait articles” because your interests make no sense, pal

[afro-elf]

“what could we sell to the kids this month? what are they into?”

“i literally have no fucking clue, jim.”