The Half Mad Writer

I'm the walking embodiment of that feeling you get when you look at your blog description and realize you haven't updated it in half a freakin' decade.

[chewbacca]

THE LAST JEDI (2019)

[speeding54]

YELLOWSTONE-“…the mist surrounding the bison was because they had just crossed a river. Their body heat in the cold air caused the water to turn to vapor.”

[dreamingariel-deactivated201702]

GHOST BISON

[nandalorian]

“There’s really a very simple scientific expla–”

“GHOST BISON”

[wadey-wilson]

no gif will do this justice

[wadey-wilson]

this is officially the best response to this video ive gotten

[erainab]

[orange-twilight]

i am shook to my goddamn CORE. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

[hashtagloveloses]

peak LGBT ally is robert pattinson and taylor lautner kissing each other so that kristen stewart didn’t have to be straight live on TV

[the-incedible-sulk]

OKAY BUT LOOK AT HER FACE! LOOK AT HOW HAPPY SHE IS THAT HES NOT MAKING HER GO THROUGH WITH WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT

The movies might have sucked, but the actors have redeeming qualities

[donnasweettttttttt]

every single thing robert pattinson ever does is intentionally genetically engineered to make stephenie meyer’s mormon blood boil hot enough for her to feel the constant neverending pain he experienced having to make and promote her movies for all those years. this is more than lgbt allyship. this is revenge.

[lubricates]

SORRY GIRLS

[jodiefoster]

me @ me 24/7: are we really doing this rn 

[astera-trash]

am i funny yet

[valtsv]

admit it, we’ve all fantasised about slow-dancing in the kitchen barefoot in our pyjamas at 2am in the arms of someone we love while old romantic jazz songs play softly on the radio

[broadlyaudrey-deactivated202106]

the four types of enjoyment derived from video games: 1. make number go up

2. make color get big

3. make all the people like me

4. gay

[schmergo]

The Lincoln Assassination is really just wild if you think about it for a moment. The younger brother of one of the most famous actors in the country- himself a famous actor and heartthrob in his own right- killed the President in a theatre and yelled “Sic semper tyrannis,” a line often associated with Brutus, a character that his brother had famously played.

Like, imagine if Liam Hemsworth killed the Prime Minister of Australia at a red carpet movie premiere or something and yelled “I went for the head,” and Chris had to leave the Avengers press tour to tell everyone, “I swear I had nothing to do with this.” Imagine how weird that would be.

[powerfulwizard]

i dont care how “gay” a show is like if they never explicitly express it then i dont think its like, valuable, rep… like if these dudes aren’t kissing, fucking, or talking about actual explicit romantic feelings for each other… the bar needs to be raised… “gay representation” that can be plausibly denied as close friendship is boring and frustrating and cowardly writing!

[sci-fi-gifs]

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016)

[melaninmuscle]

[gamechangershow]

Relatable. 

Office Job vs Retail Job by @noobtheloser

Check out Confessions of a Retail Worker

[impryceless]

Oh

[lesbianlegbreaker]

#I told my mom once about the ‘lean / clean’ thing and she straight-up didn’t believe me #BUT SURELY THEY LET YOU SIT DOWN WHEN THERE ARE NO CUSTOMERS #she said to me confidently #oh mom 

AHAHAHAHAHAHA “sit down when there are no customers,” that’s a good one!

[uwiguwi]

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

[uwiguwi]

it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?

It Works the money is on its way!

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

Need this.

[mindyourbusinessitsfree]

Of course

[sauvamente]

It worked tho

[ourblackisgold-deactivated20191]

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

[sauvamente]

ENERGY

[deux-pour-chagrin-blog]

OKAY LEGIT I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY. ME AND MY PARTNER ARE IN SUCH A TIGHT SPOT FOR MONEY ATM AS WE ARE SAVING FOR A DEPOSIT ON A HOUSE. I GOT PAID DOUBLE WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET AND SO DID HE AND HONESTLY I CRIED SO MUCH TODAY IM SO HAPPY AND RELIEVED

[lilybeth666-blog]

Positive vibes!!!!!

[realtrashwitch]

[leaping-hare-witchery-deactivat]

Can definitely use this in preparation for the move.

[notoriouslynay]

Money postttt

[thegoodvybe]

do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned

[bimboid]

[pegsephone]

i think one of the reasons everyone keeps making stupid fucking posts about the London attack against the two women is because y’all forgot real life exists

y’all forgot that other people don’t care about the differences between lesbians and bi women. y’all were so busying arguing about monosexual privilege and het-passing/straight-adjacent or whatever the fuck privilege that you forgot we’re basically the same in the eyes of non-lgbt people

It wouldn’t have made a difference if both women had actually been lesbians. It wouldn’t have made a difference if both of the women had been bisexual. The reason behind the assault would have been the same: love between two women has been so fetishized and objectified that the men on the bus felt it was their right to force these women to play out their fantasy.

Lesbians and bi women alike suffer from attacks like this. Painting it as an attack against a specific label and not our community as a whole is not how we move on from this. It’s not how we grow.

“Bi women shouldn’t say xyz about this attack” “lesbians need to remember xyz”. Maybe you all need to take a step back and realize this isn’t weird online discourse. Enough.