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[szuddenly]

you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself even when im not talking

[tooiconic]

wow this is a fucking mood

[sassiarts]

PUZZLE EXTRAORDINAIRE

[ladyshinga]

https://twitter.com/LadyShinga/status/1011695099221368834

[mostlysignssomeportents]

New Macbooks and Imacs will brick themselves if they think they're being repaired by an independent technician

Last year, Apple outraged independent technicians when they updated the Iphone design to prevent third party repair, adding a “feature” that allowed handsets to detect when their screens had been swapped (even when they’d been swapped for an original, Apple-manufactured screen) and refuse to function until they got an official Apple unlock code.

Now, this system has come to the MacBook Pros and Imac Pros, thanks to the “T2 security chip” which will render systems nonfunctional after replacing the keyboard, screen, case, or other components, until the a proprietary Apple “configuration tool” is used to unlock the system.

Apple does not tell its customers that the computers it sells are designed to punish them for opting to get their property repaired by independent technicians; the details of the T2 came from a leaked service manual.

https://boingboing.net/2018/10/04/welcome-bootlickers.html

[jerryterry]

God, fuck Apple.

[supersexygamergirl]

[kendallroynsfw]

[worthydistractions]

This can read very differently for mlm and wlw

[awkwordalex]

Another mlm and wlw solidarity post

[logarto]

wheres the video of the japanese man making a spam sandwich. thats the only good content on earth

[logarto]

[drtanner-dickery]

“PORK AND BEANS!”

[quietly] ”Pork and beans.”

[sardonicplague]

VERY IMPORTANT ADDITION BECAUSE THIS MAN IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE!!!!!!!

his name is tsuda daisuke and his youtube channel is JETDAISUKE! he mostly does tech reviews these days but i seriously recommend some of his vlogs because he’s pretty entertaining and puts english closed captions on lots of his stuff

but here’s where it gets interesting

y’all remember death note?

Y’ALL REMEMBER THIS OPENING???

it’s a song called “what’s up people” by the band MAXIMUM THE HORMONE, and if you’ve ever given the official music video a look, you’ll immediately notice one of the guitarists is a kind of wild looking dude making demon faces.

this is a still image of the band; he’s the one on the left with the long hair and black shirt, pulling another great face.

that man?

is tsuda daisuke. 

in other words, the sand de panda open sandwich guy is also a guitarist for a kickass japanese metalcore band who contributed one of the sickest anime openings of all time to one of the greatest animes of all time. and imo maximum the hormone has some pretty fuckin awesome music in general, i reccommend their buiikikaesu album if you like what’s up people; it has that song on it and many others that i personally enjoy. (just be warned that their music videos and lyrical content is very often NSFW in nature!)

but if nu metal isn’t really your jam and you just like the sand de panda video, please at least watch the video where he makes rice with entirely too many hot peppers and gets some up his nose by accident. it’s great. it’s maybe not as meme-able as the sand de panda video, but it’s pretty funny

[sebastian-likes]

[makeupandchill]

i don’t get it omg

[hedgehodgemonster]

[jumpingjacktrash]

who the fuck is party cannon they’re the true rebels here

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[garbage-empress]

remember this whenever politicians start advertising themselves as “tough on crime” or start talking about a crime wave all of a sudden.

[cvltcryptid-blog]

I know I don’t have a ton of followers, but just a reminder that there are currently prisoners striking in America over forced labor in the prison system, which is basically a firm of legal slavery.

[thegrumppuccino]

You can personally thank Marco Rubio for the laws allowing this; he drafted some of the first private prison legislature in FL which was then used as the base contract for other states with GEO group and CCA. (The two major for profit prison groups. I’m pretty sure one of them got taken out by a lawsuit but I forget which.)

Basically if their quota falls below 90% capacity, they legally sue the state for not providing them with a “product.” Which is, usually, lower income Americans of color.

Also, the Supreme Court decided in Bevins v. Six Unnamed Agents of FBI, that American citizens do NOT have the right to sue private prisons for violations of the 1st amendment.

The country is fucked and it’s the fault of greedy politicians.

[winterworrying-deactivated20190]

PSA TO APPLE USERS

mmk i’ve got v few followers but i’m hoping this helps at least one person so here I go.

Apple is coming out with something called ““Apple screentime” which will basically allow your parents to see what apps you use when and set restrictions and shit for when you can use what apps. If you are in a situation where you have apps or social media’s or really anything you don’t/can’t have your parents know about DELETE THAT SHIT before September 1st when this comes out. This works through the ““family sharing” shit on your iCloud account so if you can either leave your “family” or use a different Apple ID  or something. 

If you can’t do that, I personally access Tumblr and discord and YouTube and everything else through my laptop and the Pinterest web browser (yes that’s a thing) so if that’s an option for any of you out there join me. 

This may sound hella dumb to some people but like my parents would LOSE THEIR SHIT and ground me if they knew I had tumblr or really anything and that’s the only thing keeping me alive tbh so just be safe out there kiddos. 

[the-v-gees]

I just googled this and it’s true holy shit

[mcr-minivan-deactivated20200108]

Oh my fucking god. Oh my god. I can’t let my parents find out about that shit or see my shit. I’d be outed immediately bhhbbbjdjd

[the-v-gees]

The same for me.. I’m going to have to delete the mobile app and just use my computer because I don’t trust them to not limit me using Pinterest to get on here

[mcr-minivan-deactivated20200108]

My laptop is utterly useless so I have n o clue what I’m gonna do sjfjdjfjd

[broadwaybooksandbagels-deactiva]

Guys, please, I don’t want you getting into trouble

I love you all STAY SAFE

[i-got-personality]

I have some very important news!

I decided to find out more, and it is possible to hide apps from Family Sharing without deleting them! Apple themselves said how to do it, here you go:

https://support.apple.com/en-us/HT201322

You can hide and redownload apps on your iOS device. You can also hide and unhide apps in the App Store on your Mac.

Stay safe you guys.

[daniel-oneiroi]

NOT JUST TEENS - ABUSERS CAN USE THIS AGAINST ADULTS

[mostlysignssomeportents]

Woke Giant, retro political art for third century America

Over at Woke Giant you’ll find some seriously cool, retro-styled “political art for third century America.” Don’t miss the downloadable protest signs!

https://boingboing.net/2018/08/16/woke-giant-retro-political-ar.html

[vergolophus-deactivated20160602]

Deviantart Prank with friends:

1. Gather your buddies. 2. Pick an unsuspecting 13 year old (preferably with OCs) 3. Send them fanart. 4. Sit back and watch dreams come true

[robotjiji-deactivated20190529]

as someone who made shitty ocs when i was 13 (and still does), if someone who was really good at art did fanart of my ocs when i was a kid it would have made my whole damn year. do it

[zofromoh]

nicest prank

[yafictiondoublefeature-deactiva]

chaotic good

[themori-witch]

“Sephora will start selling entry-level witch kits in October.”

All right witches, listen up.

Sephora is to begin selling a “witch kit” next month featuring a tarot deck, fragrances, a sage bundle, and a rose quartz crystal for $42.

I think it’s wonderful that witchcraft is making a resurgence, but what I don’t think is wonderful, is that a huge corporation like Sephora is trying to tap into this market.

Why don’t I like it?

Because Sephora has their fingers in enough pies and generates over $4 billion in revenue per year.

Because witchcraft produce and supplies should be provided by people with knowledge on the practise(s) and who care enough to make sure their products are ethical, of a high quality, and non-appropriative.

Because Sephora will be stealing business from actual witchcraft and occult centric shops who likely don’t make huge sums of money anyway due to the niche nature of the market.

Because Sephora doesn’t need the fucking money!

So, I urge you to share this post and refrain from purchasing this “entry-level” witch kit (and any future witchcraft related product) from Sephora. Instead, support small, witch-owned businesses. We need you and we’ve got your backs.

Here is a list of shops owned by witches. Check it out!

[gnollandvoid]

D&D Character Sheet - Dyslexic Friendly

5e character sheet using the Dyslexie font.

Source:  Emmetation

[maximumgayce]

I saw this on facebook and honestly yeah

[maximumgayce]

ok this has become a somewhat popular post, and I just want to add on because I realise this just says about dating, but it extends to friendships too. just be aware of this and remind the person of their worth, yeah? Even if it’s just a friend and not a partner

[undeddisfunction]

“You started young, right? What is your advice for young people?”

[cassialenoir]

FINALLY!

[maxximoffed]

I’m sorry I’m just not over that wolverine cover

Kurt’s clearly naked

Logan’s glaring at his dick

Classic porn cover poses

@Esad Ribic explain yourself please

[thenerdybird]

when what when 

[ruckawriter-deactivated20200128]

Also please note the placement of the beer bottle.

I once was at a show where I asked Esad about this cover.

Esad is a big, cheerful, man with a wicked sense of humor.

He just looked at me.

And then he smiled.

And the smile got bigger.

And bigger.

And he said, “And nobody at Marvel noticed!”

And then he couldn’t stop laughing.

[maxximoffed]

#‘and nobody at marvel noticed: the bisexual wolverine story’ 

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