Back because Ive lost control of my life

27/Virgo/DemiSexual Smoke em if you got'em kiddos, we're in for a Rough Time™. TikTok: @ancannibal

[saintprivateer]

You read ONE fanfic and it goes to your head like cold medicine huh. Anyways here’s the wackship that’s been in my head all week 🥺

[roryem]

I couldn’t stop thinking about Hypnos on a hoverboard

[chaoticnoisy]

Some sleepy Hypnos-es

[magusculpa]

✨🥃Drunken Revelry 🥃✨ A ThanZag Microcomic based on a Microfic by @stygiusfic​ based on Hadesgame Fanart by MagusCulpa

Thanatos has maybe had a little too much to drink. 

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A fluffy, 16+ minicomic based off a microfic by @stygiusfic based off a little drawing of mine. 

 CW: drinking, being drunk. One (1) shot of buttcheeks

Pay-what-you-want pdf available on gumroad (link in pinned post)

[sweetoothgirl]

How to Make a Campfire Cake

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

forgot the phrase ‘get knotted’ is an older gen’s version of ‘bugger off/get stuffed/get arse-over-tit drunk’

so when a co-worker said “just tell ‘em to get knotted” today, my soul ascended my mortal form and launched itself towards the moon for about 0.03 seconds 

[felinenthusiast]

hey here’s a cool concept:

[felinenthusiast]

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[retrogamingblog]

Nintendo Still Life Paintings made by Lizustration

[japhers]

is raising a baby tiefling harder than raising a human baby?

OK SO WE KINDA HAD A CONVERSATION WITH THE DM ABOUT THIS ONCE

we called it the Demonic Phase of their development

[micdotcom]

Watch: The most wonderful moment of joy came when he entered a Nazi guard bungalow.

[nerapalooza-blog]

We are the last generation who can hear from these survivors directly. Do not take that lightly. Do not waste that opportunity. Do not forget your freedom isn’t infinitely guarenteed. And do not, do not, let it happen again.

[healingdoesntcomequickly]

Really truly, watch the video, reblog it. Teaching about the holocaust is so necessary for our generation before it slips under the rug and people forget about it.

[shiftythrifting]

[gallusrostromegalus]

For those of you that are wondering, please have one of the fiest pieces of radio comedy ever:

[claudiamatossilva]

Hilda by Duane Bryers

[badkidgorgug]

More Hilda!!

[proakela-deactivated20190415]

[prokopetz]

A new co-worker tried to assert his nerd dominance over lunch by explaining to me what Dungeons & Dragons is.

[mathweasels]

Rate the efficacy of his depiction on a scale of 0-100%?

[prokopetz]

He seemed to be under the impression that the Dungeon Master has their own secret character (also called the Dungeon Master), and that becoming powerful enough to fight this character is how you win the game.

[because-im-freaking-greed]

hey I have a new rule I’d like to propose for all editions of dungeons and dragons

[beachdeath]

remember the time i pitched a longform piece to buzzfeed and the editor was like, “this sure is an interesting idea, how about you write this entire 12,000-word article on spec and then i’ll take a look at it and see if i like it enough to publish it and pay you for it” and i was like, “no, i want some assurance that you will publish my work and pay me for my labour before i spend several months researching and reporting and writing this piece, that is standard in this industry,” and she never replied to me, and i eventually pitched it to another publication with a fraction of buzzfeed’s budget and got paid literally thousands of dollars. bc i think about that a lot.

[sandbirde]

it’s almost like buzzfeed isn’t real journalism

[beachdeath]

no, buzzfeed is real journalism, buzzfeed’s news team were pulitzer finalists, it’s just that buzzfeed’s management is made up of grifters and their greed has penetrated every level of the publication! effed up!

[crash-bang-boom]

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Ask and you shall receive. xx Original post here Backing track here

[amethyst-skeleton]

Reblogging again, here are the transcribed lyrics!

Chorus

Jolene (×4)

I’m begging of you please don’t take my man

Jolene (x4)

Please don’t take him just because you can

Verse One

Your beauty is beyond compare

With flaming locks of auburn hair

With ivory skin

And eyes of emerald green

For years our town’s been terrorised

By the beast who takes disguise

In the shell

That calls itself Jolene

Our sleep disturbed by quaking breath

Eyes closed against the threat of death

That lies behind

The teeth of that Jolene

The closer that you get to her

The more those edges seem to blur

To something that

Cannot be called Jolene

Chorus

Verse Two

Your teeth are sharp, your mouth agape

Your claws rend flesh, there’s no escape

From judgement of

The Eldritch One, Jolene

But I’ve seen beyond that auburn hair

My eyes have met your vacant stare

But I’ve been told

I’m hard to scare, Jolene

Chorus but it’s:

Jolene (x4)

I’m begging of you please don’t take my man

Jolene (x4)

I’ll end this story just how it began

I’ll take your teeth if you try to take my man

End.

(edited from op’s corrections)