Pat's personal dump site for their dumb interests

I cannot fucking believe I've had this account since I was FOURTEEN. My unrestricted internet access lore goes crazy. ('04)

[emmaziadarcy]

let's serve face with mama

[donnaemerson]

alicent asked rhaenyra to run away with her

gwayne invited criston to build a home with him

OTTO HIGHTOWER YOUR CHILDREN ARE GAY AND PATHETIC

[eltellsall]

catholic homophobic homosexuals 😓

[svans0ng]

yapping about modern AU Maekarlings

Daeron would be into any kinds of art, painting, pottery, embroidery, much to Maekar's terror (he would push his 1st failson's art to galleries anyway, and after some time people would praise it) (he would do half of his art drunk, probably, and the other half during rehab)

Aerion lives a double life, acting all sweet when Maekar is around, but sneaking out in the night (he's in a secret underground band!!! he's playing guitar but also maybe singing idk if main or back vocals tho) (Maekar knows.)

Aerion is into fencing and he's also an excellent equestrian (he's into that because of their heritage, they have relations to royal family or sth)

Daella is a very talented dancer, she's in ballet class since she was a little girl, although she's very versatile, trying out new styles (her tap dance phase was a nightmare to the whole household)

Daella also has a tiktok account, where she's either posting some dances, doing some trends with her brothers (Daeron mostly, but also Egg sometimes) or making fun of her other brothers alongside Rhae (Aerion)

Egg really wanted to try out rugby, Maekar reluctantly agreed to it, Dunk is either his coach, or an assistant to actual coach (Arlan), he once saved Egg from some trouble and now he's kinda stuck being this kid nanny/bodyguard (Maekar hired him because Egg convinced him, crying and all that jazz)

Egg is a theatre kid, and he's often sneaking out to see the local theatre group (and Tanselle is in it!!!) (Dunk is often stuck picking him up from there, but he's enjoying it bc Tanselle) (maybe Rowan is also here, which makes Raymun tag along with Dunk&Egg, which makes Egg hang out with those embarrassing adults (he's there for the cool costumes and free food only))

Aerion HATES Dunk with burning passion but also wants him really bad and is very jealous of Tanselle, making sure her theatre rehearsals are on the same as his band's show so Dunk has to choose where to go and who to watch (there's probably a wild Lyonel Baratheon intertwined in this mess, maybe owner of a dance studio to which Daella goes, and he would meet Dunk bc he was asked to pick her up once)

Rhae is the most troublesome of all, but Maekar has a soft spot for her (that's his baby), she's been through many phases, once she was very into chemistry (inspired by aunt Shiera), and she definitely burned down the chem lab at her school by accident (or was it an accident?)

also Rhae definitely snuck out with Egg to see the theatre crew one time and she's been obsessed with Tanselle since then, saying that she wants to become an actress now (to huge relief of her father)

Aemon is the most civilised one, doing all the extra things at school, he's probably been a mathlete, a tutor to other students, helping out at the school library, even doing all the charity work possible, maybe he's the president of student council (he's actually trying to escape the Maekar House of Madness this way)

Maekar is a lawyer and also a damn good and well established one, he's just got the vibes yk, and he's also often helping Baelor at their family business (big ass corporation) because guys, he's a lawyer he knows all the law and he's a tough negotiator (he loves his big brother and WILL protect him from any misconduct)

that's it from me, off to play League of Legends, byeeee

[janeblackfyre]

You always hear the terrible ones were terrible babies. "Whe should have known. Even then we should have known". It's nonsense. Whenever he was with me, he was happy.

Game of Thrones / A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

[no-sleepie]

this man, istg

i'm still reeling from the fact canonically valarr is the eldest grandchild, he's like a year or two older than daeron.

…and had to deal with these two and their brand of shenanigans at every single family function:

he would be so over it internally.

[machy-march]

"I can still recall our last summer"

[kazz-brekker]

i genuinely don't consider rhaenyra getting her period in that episode to be misogynist or that it shows her to become a hysterical woman because of it. i think it's just an acknowledgement of yet another situation rhaenyra finds herself in where she's trying to hold a traditionally masculine position and feels betrayed by the physical reminder that she wasn't born a man, similarly to the scene in season 1 where she goes into premature labor while all the men in her council are discussing plans for war without her. the reality of being someone who menstruates is that it can happen at inconvenient times when you're trying to do something important!

[rynnthefangirl]

I love so much the concept of the dragons being tied to Targaryen women and their fertility. It plays so poignantly into the history of House Targaryen in Westeros. The Targaryens come to Westeros, and in an attempt to consolidate their power, they assimilate into the oppressive social structures of Westeros, sacrificing and devaluing their women to do so. Rhaena, Aerea, Rhaenys, Rhaenyra, Daena, Naerys, Rhaella, and so many more — crushed under the heels of their brothers and fathers and uncles in order to appease the lords of the realm. And in doing so, the Targaryens ironically kill their true source of power. Dragon egg production is high before Dance, as Syrax and her rider Rhaenrya’s fertility flourishes as one. Then Rhaenyra is usurped and killed, and suddenly, no eggs can hatch. It speaks to the general devaluing of women’s labor and contributions, not just in House Targaryen, but in broader Westeros and our own world. It is not the fighting or the conquering or the crown or the Sword or the Iron Throne that forms the weight bearing beams of the House of the Dragon. It is female fertility, labor, childbirth, motherhood. The latter had been exploited for the sake of the former for 300 years, chipping away at that load bearing beam until the House collapses around them, dragons and crowns and thrones and men and women alike.

And the one to bring it all back? A girl. Overlooked and underestimated, her value tied solely to the son she could bear or the army she can be sold to buy. But the true power is intrinsic to her. All the men think themselves the great saviors of their house and their world— with women like Lyanna Stark and Elia Martell being sacrificed at the altar of Targaryen men’s destiny— but it is Daenerys Stormborn, Daughter of Dragons, Bride of Dragons, Mother of Dragons, who succeeds where they all failed.

[twelvebooksstuff]

An interesting analysis…

[tennant-the-tigger]

Lion in the North

In my mind this is where Jaime is and how he spends his time in Winterfell with his lady knight. GOT Fanart ☆ Braime Fanart

Once in a while, I like to infuse the fandom with some fan love and redraw some of my favourite oldies 1 | 2

[gayspacemonk]

The chad Lyonel Baratheon who missed no beats before diving head first in the pussy of the biggest guy that crossed his path, absolutely curb stomping the virgin Jaime Lannister who was shaking in his little boots and white cloak at the mere thought of a loving heterosexual relationship with a butch woman

[quackysprouts]

just thought about jaime lannister again. fuck. that rat monkey bastard. he is privileged, he’s richer than most bloodlines combined, he looks like a girl, he’s almost 40, he has mommy issues and daddy issues and sister issues and brother issues, his name means ‘i love’, he’s been unserious all his life, he used to be the best swordsman in the land, he is disabled, he is blond, he’s used to crossdress so that his twin sister can play with swords while he learned to sew, his fursona is a lion, he is greying, he’s in love with a girl he’s been bullying the entire time they’ve known each other, he wants to be topped by her, he used to fuck his sister, he’s washed up, he has body dysmorphia, he fought a bear, he’s the only reason his disabled brother is alive, he wants to save everyone, he can’t save anyone, he watched his children die, he killed his king, he kept his promises

[johnconn]

One thing about Aerion I wish more people got right is that... That boy does NOT shout. He is very secure in sense of superiority. He is delusional and will throw tantrums but the whole time his voice will not rise a single octave. The only time he shouts in akotsk is when to tells dunk to yield during the trial and that's the only time his voice feels out of control. Im sorry but he is a nonchalant ragebaiter there's no other way to describe him.

[malcontentonline]

There is a reason you can't spell Baratheon without BARA.

[ziyuanyuan1113]

When Daeron said Aerion was a glad child, this was all I could imagine, still a menace but it was probably cuter when he was little

Twitter

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[warmdragonstew]

my first contribution to the AKotSK fandom

[starlitelwing]

maekar hearing aerions screams of pain. maekar screaming aerions name. maekar throwing baelor off and killing lyonels horse to get to him. maekar screaming in desperation as he tries to get to his son. MY BOY! MY BOY!

[enstaro]