[tomhonks-blog]

[neoliberalismkills]

the real struggle in 2004

[twilightofficial]

The cheap Halloween vampire fangs stay ON during sex

[shobe-sandwitch]

the cheap vampire fangth thay ON during thex

[tiktoks-we-like]

[grafai-ai]

Man sees crab for the first time.

[marshthemehllow]

does he...

Live in the

Sea?!

[asingularcanadian]

Some fucking

mollusk

pulls up

[bpdritsu]

me: (googling) snake bite leg what to do

google: elevate and apply pressure

me: (lifting snake real high) apologize or else

[animalbody]

nothing makes me more nervous than my bus taking a different route then it normally does like???? where are u taking me

[animalbody]

me: I’m the king of public transportation, a ghoul haunting the streets that run like veins through this city-

the bus: turns left where it normally goes straight

me: I am naked and alone in this universe and no one is watching over me

[patra-not]

hope I’m dead before I’m 30!!!!!! :) :) :-)) :D

[mockwa]

[pyropotter]

You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell

[jkrwkernkwerk-wlml-rmw-deactiva]

I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

[consumeconsume]

[tinysport-deactivated20210828]

[int0themidnightsun]

[smokinjsllc]

[bishonen]

he deleted them i

[bishonen]

update

[silverhawk]

ᏊˊꈊˋᏊ

thats a sheep baby!!!!!!!!!!!

[silverhawk]

Ꮚ•̀ꈊ•́Ꮚ

a motherfucking SHEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!

[patra-not]

[pussyong-deactivated20200810]

men in california in the 80s were just like “guess i’ll be a serial killer” huh

[thivus]

living in california will do that to u