[springinsfeld]

Herr der Ringe aber Frodo versucht den Ring auf Bares für Rares loszuwerden.

[lesbxdyke]

I think someone needs to check on this man... I don't think he's okay...

[aro-manita-muscaria]

@brosser-les-dents

[teaboot]

MY BROTHER FOUND A VIDEO OF OLLIE FROM WHEN HE WAS SMALL ENOUGH TO HIDE IN A SHOE

LOOK AT MY BABY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[bonescaro]

you can tell a lot about a person by who their first fictional crush was. it also explains every fictional crush they’ve had since

who was yours? i’ll go first: mine was batman :x

[bimmyjimmy]

I feel like sometimes he purposely plays up the plushi-ness

[hellenhighwater]

Mayhem doing Mayhem things

[hellenhighwater]

At last, I have invented a bag to let cats out of.

It's got catnip in the kitty faces and it's lined in crinkle plastic. They want to kill it so so bad

[hellenhighwater]

Please I am dying, the only cure is the single most pathetic photo taken of Vice

I'm afraid you're doomed, it's impossible to choose just one.

But perhaps........

[hellenhighwater]

Wait I just realized he's got the same reaction to every doppelganger

[worst-roommates-ever]

[caffedorzo]

spin the wheel to be assigned a mysterious source of income - who will grant you 10k usd every month without fail!!

will you take the money?

yes

no

bald / nuance

Remaining time: 3 days 7 hours

[ricetrippycreeps]

[gentlemanbones]

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER

[hellenhighwater]

Bad news, friends. I no longer have a guest room.

This is Mayhem's bedroom. She stole it fair and square...

... And she's not giving it back.

[hellenhighwater]

Vice is in dire need of belly rubs

[hellenhighwater]

If I go near the bed at this time of night, Malice will rocket to her preferred spot beside my pillow. Meatball loves bedtime

[theweirdwideweb]

[alex51324]

The ocean is so fucking weird. Imagine if you were just living your life and then all of the sudden here comes one of these.

Here on land there are only so many ways a creature can move, and by the time you're six or so, you've seen pretty much all of them that you're ever likely to.

Down there in the ocean they can just do anything. You could see a new weird animal every week for your whole life, and then when you're 80 this guy rocks up to you.

[abandoned-as-mustard]

Squiderella on her way home from the ball

[dwead-piwate-meggers]

Playing The Bastard of Camelot like…

Morgana: I have created the means through which I will gain vengeance.

Arthur: I have created a source of shame.

Merlin: you have created Camelot’s undoing!

Kay: you’ve all fucked up a perfectly good child, is what you’ve done. Look at them, they’ve got anxiety.

[dwead-piwate-meggers]

Lot: Good. I can make it worse.