Tan's blog

[nostalgicnightin]

Only in Tennessee

[vinebest]

[voudooqueen]

i cant stop watching this

[mc-mt]

precious 

[thebestoftumbling]

[star-anise]

DOGGIE SO PROUD

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When you sleep through your alarm but realize your alarm never went off then realize you never set your alarm you just typed “8” into the calculator then passed out.

[bey]

you fall in love with the little things about someone, like the sound of their laughter and the way their smile forms.

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me: *does literally one thing*

me:

[andrewquo]

[patrickhumpday]

Brain: If you're not someone's favourite they don't like you at all

Me: That is literally not how it works

Brain: Okay but what if it is

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[saywhatnow07]

FUCKING NASA

I’m fucking pissing myself. You know how all of Jupiter’s moons are named after his lovers and affairs? Yeah. NASA is sending a craft to check up on Jupiter. You know what the craft is called?

JUNO.

Who’s Juno?

JUPITER’S WIFE.

NASA IS SENDING JUPITER’S WIFE TO CHECK ON JUPITER AND HIS AFFAIRS AND LOVERS.

FUCKING NASA

[beerwiththeboyss]

A friend isn’t your friend until they defend you in your absence.

My mom is a wise woman. (via beerwiththeboys)

[the-unpopular-opinions]

I am biased against this because I used to be the smart kid but I do not find this to be funny at all. When I “finally” failed a test, all of my classmates except for my one best friend were making a huge deal out of it. They acted as though it was something unthinkable. They were looking at me as if I had grown another head. It made me feel like I wasn’t allowed to get a bad grade. I had to be perfect, or else I was weird. In the end, I was so stressed because of the pressure I even considered commiting suicide. It wasn’t pressure from my parents, they were okay with it. It was from my classmates who couldn’t grasp the fact I was only human.

So please, I’m begging you, if you have this smart classmate and they fail a test, do NOT laugh at them, do NOT insult them, do NOT make a big deal out of it. We’re all humans, we all make mistakes—don’t take this entitlement away from us.

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OH MY GOD

Believe me, you do not need to remind the smart student(s) how badly they’ve done in class. We and our parents do enough of that. 

You do not need to gloat about how we failed or did less than expected on a test. We’re already beating the crap out of ourselves because EVERYONE has come to expect that we’re fucking geniuses

I got an 80% on a test while five other students got higher marks than me and they were so surprised like “I can’t believe I got a higher mark than you” and “Wait, that’s your mark?”

THE ‘SMART’ STUDENTS ARE NOT PURPOSELY TRYING TO MAKE YOU LOOK STUPID SO DON’T DO THE SAME TO THEM

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another patrick stump achievement we don’t talk about enough

[foile-a-deuxme]

the lungs on that boy

[lalalalalakate]

So many fuckin GOOSEBUMPS MY GOD PATRICK

[natured]

I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope god made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.