house of wolves enthusiast

24. he/it/they 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 look at my collections, boy

[mothmansboywife]

I am unfortunately just like other guys. I like trashy horror, dog poems, cannibalism as a metaphor for obsessive devotion, religious imagery, people who use my name in a sentence, academic validation, lying for fun, being bisexual and bleeding out in the snow.

[mothmansboywife]

eh.

[dragonending]

@patronsaintofswitchblxdefights

[kristina100000]

espresso martini: don’t drink me so fast… savor me. why are you in such hurry

me: oh i didnt know you were down to earth like that… my bad

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[muisketeer]

unc bigby...

[parakeet]

little known fact about me i was actually isekai'd into this world from the video game world. i used to be a peggle orb

[gilgameshhimself]

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

[higglety]

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

[oldpaintings]

The Old Shepherds Chief Mourner, c.1837 by Edwin Landseer (English, 1802--1873)

[bisexualityjunkie]

bored does anyone want to physically attack or say something weird to me

[zombieterrors]

Wolf out

[mocakola]

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist

[rowanisawriter]

being insane isnt even that bad

[pillmanizerrr]

fag checked by true american patriots

[pillmanizerrr]

i literally have a gay little mullet

[houseontreefire]

and what the hell is this

[carcinoware]

they hit me with a sledgehammer once

[unrelenting-usurper]