CHAOS REIGNS!!!!!

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I just watched Obsession and uhhh... I definitely had some THOUGHTS /pos

I know it doesn't really look like Bear but I tried my best! 😭 Traditional art is NOT my strong suit Imao

The moment I find my drawing tablet I'm going to make this drawing SO much better istg

(Anya & Nikki doodle under the cut cause I need them to be friends SO BAD)

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I’ve recently binged A Human Condition by @sapphosscribe and have officially become obsessed!

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Me right before watching Destroying a World That Doesn’t Exist: hehe creepy eldritch horror but minecraft

Me now: the themes of human perseverance in the face of ineffably large obstacles. Hope in the face of impossibility. The inherent human desire to help others who have helped you. The fact that even though Derek and Avery used different methods, they both ended up in the same place. Whatever you do at the crossroads. Keep going forward.

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In the forest you come apart

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Drew Occtis and VERY quickly realized just how much Stuff™️ this boy has on him lol 🫠

If you see anything missing uhhhh… no you don’t-

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Also, I’m overjoyed they kept “hot pota-twink” in the cooldown preview for the Monday crew to enjoy lmao

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Occtis is truly coming in with the most normal™️ conversation topics in this latest episode such as: “have you ever seen a dead body in a river” and “sorry you saw my stomach”

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ROTTMNT as things my friends have said (but it’s mostly disaster twins)

Donnie: How dare you look at me!

Donnie: Kids, if you murder someone, just change your name to Not Guilty!

Donnie: *humming to himself* Three mice with defective vision, Observe the manner in which they flee

Donnie: Do you have a knife? Like a sharp one?

Donnie: I’m dead INSIDE not OUTSIDE! There’s a difference!

Leo: *very sleep deprived* Did you know that humans can hear with their ears?

Donnie: Mayyybbbee you’re right

Leo: YEAH YOU ARE.....wait-

Leo: Is it possible to gay the pray away?

Mikey: Would you like some yummy yum yums?

Mikey: I don’t like confrontation......USUALLY-

Donnie: You have been DUPED, bamboozled, thunderstruck.

Donnie: I don’t feel the need to be run over by a bus at this time, please come back later.

Mikey: Donnie! You parked on dead people! :(

Donnie: Music, music, music, now he’s gambling

Donnie: Who needs gender when you can have pockets!

Donnie: I don’t wanna be a cannibal I wanna be an arsonist!

Leo: Well then you’re a noodle!

Mikey: What type of noodle?

Leo: A weak noodle!

Mikey: Weak isn’t a type of noodle!

Leo: Then you’re spaghetti!

Donnie: No not spaghetti, it’s too nice. What about that weird chickpea pasta?

Donnie: Why do I surround myself with poor people?

Mikey: Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things

Donnie: *sending you good vibes and the permission to commit 1 felony*

Leo: Here’s some deathcore *rickrolls the entire room*

Leo: My brothers, I need your lungs

Donnie: Authoritarianism is great when I’m the authority

Mikey: It’s not funny haha it’s funny hoho

Mikey: I am at minimum 2 ants

Raph: Are YOU being influenced by the crime man?

Donnie: Never cremate your horses close to your house

Raph: I just have a fifth sense for those things

Leo: I let you sleep in my orphan cot and this is the thanks I get?!

Donnie: I will grant you blessings in Cheerios and whatnot

Donnie: Nobody’s that enthusiastic about New Jersey

Donnie: I shall hang him instead, ROPES are reusable! :)

Raph: I have a politician- a PETITION- I don’t have a man I have an idea

Donnie: My week has been uninteresting and Raph is probably transfem

Leo: Also, I AM diversity

Donnie: I accept king, queen, ruler, god

Donnie: Cuocally described as quote, “a bitch”, unquote

Mikey: *with the most ire you’ve ever heard* …happy salmon

Donnie: *to a telemarketer* I’m already dead

Donnie: I think I threw Kant at you before

Raph: Not iron like Iron Man but titanium like Titanium Man

Raph: *sobbing* LEMON SQUARES

Raph: This is an empathy knucks

Leo: I am secure in the fact that I am a pretty, pretty princess

Leo: My trash food has nothing to do with my mental disabilities

Donnie: De Kooning wouldn’t like it but HA he’s dead

Donnie: I don’t care about the normal life expectancy, I’m going to live forever

Raph: I think what cardiology (Decartes) means is-

Raph: Who does she think she is straightening out my neurosis!

Donnie: “What the hell” as they say in the old country

Donnie: We will no longer be fresh, we will be stale-men

Leo: I speak no lies… unless I speak lies

Donnie: Old men have the most vulnerable knees

Donnie: Maybe a romance, maybe just arson

Donnie: Unfortunately the sky is WET

Mikey: Do you want to split it?

Donnie: I wanted the thrill of battle

Raph: Well I said it second, and two is bigger than one, so I win

Leo: You’re telling me a STIR fried this rice?

Donnie: Come on, this is basic serial killer stuff

Raph: People are like fish

Donnie: Peace and love, not legality and love

Mikey: You stole my cheese! I hope you get GAS!

Donnie: It’s not a war crime the first time!

Mikey: I did it with love!

Donnie: So did Lenny-

Raph: He’s a big boy now!

Mikey: Big isn’t really…

Raph: He’s a SMALL boy now!

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My big brother is a HUGE dnd nerd and is the passionate DM for our family game…

He also just walked into Thanksgiving with “couldn’t follow the game in the car, who’s winning?”

The duality of man is a baffling thing sometimes-

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Put some of my faves on @darkaviarymc ‘s chart! I also put the og post on my reblog blog but figured ppl on this blog would also appreciate it. (would love to discuss these as well cause I’m honestly not quite sure about most of these placements lol)

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Absolutely OBSESSED with this screenshot I took of the end of episode 4

Tag urself, I’m Taliesen

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Ally, completely earnestly, asking Brennan to Google “who has a trans son” during the recent adventuring party made me laugh the hardest I have this whole campaign ISTG

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*sighs*

They can never make me have a solid opinion on you Comfrey-

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VAT7K as things my friends have said

Hugo: Kids, if you murder someone, just change your name to Not Guilty!

Hugo: Do you have a knife? Like a sharp one?

Hugo: Mayyybbbee you’re right

Varian: YEAH YOU ARE.....wait-

Hugo: Is it possible to gay the pray away?

Nuru after Hugo’s betrayal: I don’t like confrontation......USUALLY-

Donella (cause I find the mental image of her saying this REALLY funny): You have been DUPED, bamboozled, thunderstruck.

Yong: WOULD YOU LIKE A SALTINE?!

Hugo: Who needs gender when you can have pockets!

Varian: Well then you’re a noodle!

Hugo: What type of noodle?

Varian: A weak noodle!

Hugo: Weak isn’t a type of noodle!

Varian: Then you’re spaghetti!

Nuru: No not spaghetti, it’s too nice. What about that weird chickpea pasta?

Hugo: *sending you good vibes and the permission to commit 1 felony*

Yong: It’s not funny haha it’s funny hoho

Donella at some point probably: There’s the library we’re not allowed to go in, tHOSE BIGOTS-

Hugo: If someone slaps you, kill them

Hugo: That’s not how bones work! You have a disease!

Nuru: You like men, YOU have a disease.

Varian: I have a politician- a PETITION- I don’t have a man I have an idea

Hugo: I speak no lies… unless I speak lies

Hugo: Maybe a romance, maybe just arson

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Emily Axford stop producing REAL ACTUAL TEARS while in character, making me feel emotions challenge: Level Impossible

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I’ve recently realized that my inner monologue while writing my fic and trying to get the characters from point A to point B, eventually just evolves into yelling at them like misbehaving children

“MICHEAL YOU NEED TO STOP BEING SO GODDAMN CRYPTIC ABOUT THE EXPOSITION YOU NEED TO GIVE OR ELSE”

“GERRY I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DONT STOP HAVING A DEEP THOUGHT THAT LEADS INTO A PARAGRAPH OF INNER MONOLOGUE AT EVERY NEW PIECE OF INFORMATION, IM GONNA TURN THIS CAR AROUND”

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I don’t post about this, like, at all on here but OMG THAT NEW DOCTOR WHO EPISODE WAS SO GOOD

One thing I noticed about this episode that I haven’t seen anyone talk about is the INHERENT GENDERQUEER IMPLICATIONS of Abena telling a story about a way that black WOMEN used to help other black WOMEN through their hair, while using that same method to help THE DOCTOR

Like, we know The Doctor is, by the literal definition, genderfluid in that they have switched between different genders due to regeneration. But we’ve never really seen that expressed within one, seemingly binary, version of them.

This to me felt like Abena still seeing/acknowledging The Doctor as “one of the girls” for lack of a better term, especially since she first knew them as the Fugitive Doctor (a woman).

I have no idea if I’m explaining this right or if this is actually anything, cause the story is also just very tied to black culture in general (which could just be just entirely why it’s used), but this was an idea that wouldn’t leave my brain so I needed to get it out somewhere.