I Dont Really Go Here Anymore

Thank you for getting me through the pandemic though, Hatchetfield/StarKid sideblog Jasper, She/her, they/them, bi

[violetheart77]

GUESS WHAT PAUL??? IT’S FINALLY HERE!!!!!

[toddhewitt]

people here love saying that their fictional dudes are "just some guy" but there's only one true just some guy and his name is paul tgwdlm

look at him. entirely wholly average in all things. absolutely nothing special about him he's just a guy :) and this is why he and emma make a great couple because she is also just some gal

[electricalmayhemical]

Emmett or Jasper

Who needs gender when you have a mental illness

They/them She/her he/him

20, sfw, might just have curse words here and there

Main blog: @electricalmayhemical

Star Trek: @scottythescottishscotsman

Marvel blog: @coljrhodey

Disney Ducks blog: @gaydarkwing

Atlantis blog: @atlantisthelostempire

Vampire blog: @whtwdnthshdws

Fairy blog: @disneyfairyies

StarKid blog: @paultedemmabillandchad

MHA/anime blog: @alfredbraginsky

BBC ghosts: @buttonghosts

Black Sails blog: @rackhamsimp

Iasip blog: @itsalwayssunnywhenugay

[rainsandclouds]

Has this been done yet?

[leincendiaire]

it's like 3 am

[szollibisz]

Me too slug. Me too.

[oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin]

What’s your favorite bit of implied starkid lore? I’ll go first.

The professors of hogwarts in the Very Potter Trilogy are canonically implied to be better educated on general academics than the professors of hogwarts in harry potter. Why? They make reference to two bits of american muggle history and literature on two separate occasions.

In AVPM, after Voldemort betrays him Quirrell says, “So you’re Thomas Jefferson and I’m your Sally Hemings?”

In AVPS Remus says, in reference to seeing Hermione, “Who invited Boo Radley?”

The fact that these british wizards have these bits of academic knowledge is so funny to me especially considering how ridiculous the starkid wizarding world they inhabit is. This is the kinda worldbuilding JK R*wling could only dream of.

[needybeast]

fucking ENAMORED with the picture chosen for howard goodman’s wiki page. poor little meow meow on the verge of cracking

[itsybitsybookworm]

Some Hatchetfield characters as text posts:

[butchious]

[polyp-posting]

I’ve connected the three dots.

[the-irrelevant-trumpeter]

black friday

by team starkid

[incorrect-hatchetfield]

I just remembered I created a wholeass AU where all Hatchetfield citizens remember the alternate timelines and it spawns a very specific type of meme culture and now all I can find are these ones (this was before Nightmare Time)

[incorrect-hatchetfield]

I’m literally begging someone funnier than me to add to this

[i-crei]

I made some take my trash :)

[ohdamitsme]

DO IT! DO IT!

[imaketheladiesmcswoon]

tgwdlm as: out of context literature

[kinetic-empathy]

Buzzfeed Unsolved - Supernatural: The Terrifying Apotheosis of Hatchetfield

Today’s episode takes us to the doomed island town of Hatchetfield, Michigan; an odd place with a frightening end. Was Hatchetfield’s untimely demise the result of a freak meteor hitting a gas line, or were there other forces at play?

[beffjlim]

i love that we can all hear it in their voices

[welcome-tothe-life-hereafter-de]

i found this when i was looking for reference pics and it now lives in my head rent free

[offbrandhuman]

The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals + letterboxd reviews