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[pavilionv]

kilimanjaro is twice taller than mt. olympus. it does't rise *like* olympus, it humiliates it, africans have been bigger than white people in many ways

[pavilionv]

prince was wild, he was allowed to say "pussy control" in a song and it sounded good

[pavilionv]

3 days

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[dogpuppy]

[pavilionv]

>asks to be taught taxes in school

>gets taxes class

>sleeps through it

[dreadwedge]

you give one dog sideburns and a pompadour as a joke and suddenly you're the dog haircut guy for every elvis impersonator with a poodle in the world. i had dreams. i wanted to be a right wing politician

[ewaneneollav]

[pavilionv]

they'll never talk about this, but every time you post on any social media, a kid who's never read any social media posts underneath a far away land is banned from seeing any social media post for a day. he wants so badly to be able to see distorted gore on insta reels and you're denying him of this experience. walk away

[pavilionv]

[pavilionv]

what mods does ratboygenius use i wanna have my shit fucked like that

[pavilionv]

it's impossible to find anything weird anymore on youtube, it autoblocks any results for single digit prompts (% or @ for example), it only shows you 4 videos about what you searched up and then a bunch of trash, it recommends you already watched videos, atp tumblr better not be bought out by a new company ad ruined or else i'll just go on an odissey across the world to get my strangeness fix

[pavilionv]

it feels like i'm buried under molasses and can't suffocate

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[pavilionv]

satanist bad driver: fuck yeah t-bone a family of 4!!!

[toomanydesign]

Tiger Tateishi

[pavilionv]

crazy how police didn't even try to find that ceo of healthcare's killer, straight up just went "what if we arrest this guy we don't really fw" and ran with it