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11/03/24

No

But 12/04/28 mark my words

dailywisdomfromthewonderbull

why do people think artemy is scary and call him mean nicknames he is nice guy who loves his bull

strangehorse

bachelor in artemy's route in P2: the absolute worst. helps you with microscopy at one point. primarily just gets your name wrong, gets in the way and causes problems. absolute nuisance of a man

haruspex in bachelor route in P3: teaches kids behind the factory. works at the hospital every day. wanders around with bottles of sedative so intense that it would kill most men, that he makes himself from steppe herbs. hands you organs whenever you ask for them. never gets the sand pest and keeps his own people safe. knows more than you about literally everything. is better than you at literally everything. he's ripped. shredded, even. keeps killing people, but that's fine

moputopia

descriptions of Bertolt Brecht's alienation effect // Pathologic (2005)

toskarin

morrowind npcs before sending you to resolve a succession dispute with lore implications that will be referenced for the next 20 years: I'm sick of her. I hate her. she is mean to me and I do not like her face. go do away with her. now shoo.

pathologic npcs in the middle of an entirely unrelated conversation before sending you to check if their cousin's dog has been drinking river water:

petwya

fell asleep. had a dream that the hazbin hotel people (or however it’s spelled) got the rights to make an animated pathologic tv show.

woke up in a cold sweat.

myhousehouse

don't worry i've brought your vision to life

psilocervidae

In the Bachelor route you get like 3 total letters from Artemy and they're all like "hey oynon. I think I might have just cured the plague. If you wanna come by some time today I'll be in one of 200 unmarked rooms in the Termitary."

And then in the Haruspex route you get a letter from Daniil almost every morning at 7:00 AM sharp, and they all read like

"My dear Haruspex,

I hope all is well and you are staying safe. There has been a new development in my research, I would like to discuss it with you at your earliest convenience because I will simply be unable to progress any further without your help. Please please please come see me ASAP or I shall wither away like a delicate violet beneath the cruel sun. I'll be upstairs at the Stillwater standing in front of my bed as usual.

XOXO

D.D"