Just a dog on the internet

🦴Taken autistic transgender puppygirl🦴 🦴21🦴she/her🦴 Minors DNI

[pawsitive-reinforcement]

Dog with a blog!

Names: puppy, dog, mutt, pet, anything of the sort really

Pronouns: she/her

Age: 21

About me: I wasn’t socialized properly as a young puppy so now I’m awkward (the pawtism played a role too I think) I spent a lot of effort trying to understand how people/interactions worked growing up so I decided to study more of the same in university, and now I know what’s wrong with me! (Spoiler alert: it’s a lot). I’m your everyday stereotypical “gifted kid to burnt out, attention starved dog” pipeline product

Kinks: petplay, praise, a little bit of degradation (as a treat), being talked down to, intox, cnc, masochism, dumbification, hypnosis (and probably more that I can't remember rn)

[iovingmachine]

being shy and having a high sex drive is the worst combo

[necromancelena]

Sweets and treats are all the nutrients a princess needs

[necromancelena]

Dungeon

[parakeet]

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

[greelin]

[as if this is not a normal and natural human thing to want] yeah i just really want to connect with people for some reason. Like some weird loser freak

[wardens-hound-camouche]

Through the mind link, hound and mech become one.

The engineer was always more interested in machines than humans and she only agreed to date the handler because she wasn't allowed to do anything with the new mech in the bay. But now that she met the hound, she sees more and more of the machine in her.

The hound is at the boot of its handler and does not understand why it's being shown affection by someone else since people usually fear it and avoid it at all costs.

The handler is quite happy with the situation, her bed filled with a pretty girl who also loves the dog that sleeps at her feet.

[slutvember]

Head from a girlthing who can no longer pass the turing test

[birdbyt3]

wanna kiss someone so filthy you can see the string of spit and their fucked out eyes when we pull apart

[bunniculaxo]

I need a butch to put me in a mating press. I wanna be fucked silly until I can't even remember my own name. Just my mind all fuzzy from how full I am. Sincerely, a pervy femme <3

[dragon-in-a-fez]

keep thinking about how I wrote in my dissertation about how every time a new form of public/social space emerges it's immediately popular with kids and teenagers who see it as a chance at freedom and then adults colonise it and kick them out. this happened with malls in the 80s and diners in the 50s and pool halls in the 20s. my dad was doing research on this trend in like 1975. and I was like "yeah so this is going to happen to the internet" and then five years later every government suddenly decided to ban kids from everywhere online. I hate being right especially when I don't even get paid for it

[shamelessdykery]

I just want someone who can't keep their hands off me.

[lettersfromafemme]

mutual masturbation, mutual masturbation, mutual masturbation, mutual masturbation. fuck. mutual masturbation.

[mx-sir]

Reblog this is you’d rather have a cock in your mouth than a brain in your skull.

[sad-melted-sapphic]

Like the film Ratatouille I too can be controlled easily by pulling my hair

[the-efemmeral]

a lesbian orgy but it’s actually just me being passed around a circle of rough-handed butches until I pass out

[sydsquid08]

I need to kiss her RIGHT NOW

[lessfortunategirlkisser]

girls should be more perverted about me