meow meow woof nya

20+ y/o transwoman Austrian :c

[mindfuckjane]

instant loss FTW

[dodykeahedron]

Trans women do actually have it worse. Cope.

[senhor-do-escuro]

The people who don't have to worry about being raped, forced into marriages or being pregnant have it "worse"?😂😂😂

[harpydykehalo]

Did you just say trans women can't be raped. Kill yourself.

[dodykeahedron]

Hey can we reblog this version. This is your ideology. This is TWERFism. This is transandrophobia belief. They are the same ideology.

[danielkanhai]

it would suck being a new immortal. like it’d be 2109 and people would go, “what was it like seeing ancient civilizations rise and fall like that? seeing the pyramids being built? watching the expansion and growth of the new world?” and i’d just be like, “no…no i was born in 1991. so like, wow i’m gonna see some cool stuff, but, i mean i’m not that much older than just a really, really old person, you know? phones were big back then. so big. but only for like ten years, then they got like, as good as they are now. uh. rhinos existed. don’t think i ever saw one in person. cool, good talk.”

[ayellowbirds]

even worse, imagine being an immortal who keeps missing stuff. “What was it like seeing the pyramids being built?” “Fuck if I know, I was in Madagascar.” “Oh, okay. Well, how was the Renaissance?” “I fell down a hole in Scotland and people thought I was an enchanted well for four hundred years, it was over by the time I convinced someone to get me out.”

[erkhyan]

And now, a lesson in biases:

We barely know anything about Madagascar pre-500CE. We don’t even know whether the island had a permanent population before then, despite finding a bunch of much older signs of temporary human presence.

Malagasy mythology makes mention of the vazimba, a “precursor” ethnic group that might or might not be distinct from Madagascar’s current population.

The point is, we do not know.

So you were in Madagascar when the pyramids were being built in Egypt, i.e. during one of the most obscure, most undocumented parts of Madagascar’s human history?

Oh, buddy, you better go and make a bunch of anthropologists and archeologists really happy RIGHT NOW instead of feeling bad about missing everyone else’s pet Major Event.

[ayellowbirds]

It’s been a decade since we left that comment and you have the best reply anyone’s left to it.

[mollyjames]

*inserting new RAM into my 10 year old motherboard* "Shhh... hey, hey! It's okay girl. I didn't mean to startle you. I know it's been a little while. I've got a nice little treat for you here, okay? It's going to help you run smoother. There now, see? That wasn't so bad. I'm sorry girl. I didn't realize how much stress I've been putting you under, streaming Elden Ring with only 8 GB of memory... No wonder you're having trouble with Baldur's Gate 3. You've been doing so good though. I know you'll probably have to go soon, but we still got a few good years left. Hopefully this will help ease any pain you've been feeling. I'm going to put the cover back on the case now, okay? I love you."

[mollyjames]

Girls are you okay?

[princessdraconic]

oh im not the evil queen of darkness. im her sister. im looking after her castle while she's out for a couple of days. you look like a nice young lady. is that gothic lolita you're wearing? can you tell me about your coord? why is your stuffed animal saying you should attack me

[in-libris-liberta-s-deactivated]

Just finished hamlet & had to share THIS

[iamnmbr3]

btw this is literally what goes down. it’s great. 

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

You just know the ye olde peasants went NUTS at that last part

[elodieunderglass]

We don’t say sblood enough we should bring it back

[echotunes]

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

[fuck-philip-banks]

[transhuman-priestess]

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

[transparent-plastic-robotgirl]

I have to go to the library so that they can laminate my penis for free

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

oh my fucking god who cares about men who caresssssss

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

shut upppppppppppppp

[brushie-art]

Noobs love it, Vets hate it!

Speed through game progression with this one easy trick! [Comm]

...Or just mess with high-level players for your own enjoyment.

[mortalityplays]

british is not synonymous with white

european is not synonymous with white

the world is not divided into USA (melting pot), white countries and brown countries

"um you know the type of person I mean when I say british" hey do you think this line of thought may have Implications

[magicalastronomies]

these people really think they're funny huh

[elbiotipo]

It's like watching Germans make jokes about the Gestapo

[qqchurch]

genuinely cackled at this

(source)

[evilnicegirl]

maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

[nypaingers]

So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.

[evilnicegirl]

[azulcrescent]

why ive dissappeared for a while lol am oki now, i think, at least.

[default-cube]

yyouour'e so cute, Mistress Cube @ w @ i'm deeeply huypontized and think yuou're duoing great adn we're gonna make it just goot..ta have some faith in yourself aa-aand the people who believe in you... @ w @

that's right!

[transcendingirl]

Jeder zweite Kraftklub Song hat so eine weinerliche Aura, wahre Nice Guys, nur das sie dafür total zu cool sind.