[catspinach]

x

[wintercorrybriea]

‘The Dog’ from Teletubbies

[nitevision2002]

i love him. he’s my friend

[byunsreverie]

baekhyun + that cute move during r u ridin'? (part 1/?)

[demilypyro]

we haven't had a true tumblr sexyman in years. Sans was like the last one. I can still see his weird glowing goo ghost dick when I close my eyes. that kind of absolute derangement just doesn't happen anymore. some people just liking Astarion and Senshi a lot is not the same. a true tumblr sexyman makes this website absolutely unusable

[demilypyro]

oh my god it was the porn ban. the porn ban killed the tumblr sexyman. the horny can't fester and multiply like it used to. the sexymen are killed in their infancy

[spookshowmunster]

getting escorted out of a gun show for rating them based on mouth feel

[sailorsenshigifs]

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

Adventure Time really revolutionized the art of a white boy having a dog

[adz]

you can literally say anything to men, it doesn’t matter

[gawayne]

*booking an mri* what if I accidentally have a pacemaker. what if I got secret bone surgery and forgot about the pins

[caztiel]

all click to help causes on arab.org (including click for palestine)

[caztiel]

palestine

children

poverty

refugees

women

environment

these are direct links, so all you have to do is click the link and then click the button, and you can do this once a day

[macbethheadband]

Im gonna shuffle my giant playlist of every song i like and if the very first one that plays isnt exactly what i want to hear right this second im gna lose it

[memorycycle]

i could jumpstart a car with my breasts

[memorycycle]

yeah whatever next time ur stuck out on the road dont expecr me to come bouncing

[omtai]

love "et cetera" like... theres soooo much more. beyond your wildest imaginations. Not gonna tell u what tho. Move on

[shuttershocky-deactivated202512]

It has apparently been ten years since the time one of my professors pulled me aside to tell me I had to clean up after making out before going to class because my lipstick was everywhere and I realized "actually my tapdancing group decided we all had to dress like the Joker for our performance" was an infinitely worse explanation so I just said I was sorry

[homunculus-argument]

Hey btw, here's a piece of life advice:

If you know what you'd have to do to solve a problem, but you just don't want to do it, your main problem isn't the problem itself. Your problem is figuring out how to get yourself to do the solution.

If your problem is not eating enough vegetables, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make vegetables stop being yucky". If your problem is not getting enough exercise, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make exercise stop sucking ass". You're not supposed to just be doing things that are awful and suck all the time forever, you're supposed to figure out how to make it stop being so awful all the time.

I used to hate wearing sunscreen because it's sticky and slimy and disgusting and it feels bad and it smells bad, so I neglected to wear it even if I needed to. Then I found one that isn't like that, and doesn't smell and feel gross. Problem solved.

There is no correct way to live that's just supposed to suck and feel bad all the time. You're allowed to figure out how to make it not suck so bad.

[pardonmekreature]

Me when I go down into my basement and I don't see a blood soaked, sobbing man chained to the wall

[isabelopaque]

april will be a good month [staring into the sink mirror eyebags prominent the most upset person youve ever seen]