Floating of Boats, Tickling of Pickles

Child of the golden era of cartoons (90’s, fight me), thirsty af for some pretty ladies, reads a lot of fanfic, watcher of wlw content, she/her, Black ✊🏿, Slytherin and proud, happily bottom for SG and a lot of others, cuddle the tf out of Lena

[laterkiss]

happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈

[escapismroom]

today I was wearing my “yes homo” shirt and some lady told me “you’re going to hell” and I said “with you around it’s like we’re already there” and I swear she made this exact fkn face

[escapismroom]

I cannot believe this post I made in 2015 is still going around…. anyway plot twist this same lady got famous on my town’s facebook gossip group for divorcing her husband for a woman 💅🏻✨ I like to believe my yes homo shirt pointed her in the right direction

[delirious-comfort]

asking for directions XD

[greymvs]

[distinguishedenthusiastcatt]

In Pride month, I think it's important to remind you of this iconic dialogue. You don't have to talk about who you are if you don't want to❤️

[theconcealedweapon]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

I really do wish meeting new people when you're autistic didn't result in the person viewing you as secretly evil for at least a month before realizing you just act slightly different than others without ulterior motive. I get that people meet a lot of assholes in life but omg. I didn't do anything

[nikaalexandra]

OKAY SIT DOWN SHUT UP, WE’RE GONNA TALK COLORS

THIS IS SAPPHIRE

THIS IS TEAL

THIS IS PERIWINKLE

THIS IS AZURE

 AND THIS IS TURQUOISE

WONDER WHY THOSE ALL DON’T LOOK LIKE THE SAME COLOR? BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT 

OTHER THAN BEING PART OF THE SAME FAMILY OF BLUES, THEY ARE NOT ALL THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! WHY WOULD THEY ALL BE THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! DO YOU THINK WE JUST NAME NEW COLORS FOR KICKS!?!?!?

WHEN DESCRIBING A CHARACTER’S GOD FORSAKEN EYE COLOR, PICK ONE YA GODDAMN HIPPIE

[sohnderleere-deactivated2018072]

As someone who is colourblind this post is fucking hilarious because they are in fact all the same fucking colour

[diogenes420]

things heating up in the fuckin uuhhhhhhhhh BLUE fandom 

[fangirltothefullest]

So uh….. fun fact about turquoise

They come in varying degrees of blue and green.

[averruncusho]

THIS IS TUMBLR

[icarus-suraki]

[whenistillgaveadamn]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[anarchistmemedistro]

[programmerhumour]

Once upon a time…

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

[thebeanestbad]

[personification-of-anxiety]

I really wish the overused sentence “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” was less relevant but here we are

[triassictriserratops]

[wholesome90stv]

Wishbone (his real name was Soccer) was born on May 17th, 1988

[wholesome90stv]

Happy birthday Wishbone!

[bittersweetsadboi]

A demon disguises themself as Celine to try and fool Huntrix but real Celine arrives and the interaction is as follows:

Mira: "Two Celines!?"

Zoey: "Is this heaven? I read a fic that was like this once."

Rumi: "Ew, Zoey. Why. Clearly one's a demon."

Mira: "Yeah but which one?"

Demon Imposter: "She is! Kill it! Obviously I'm the real Celine!"

Celine: "Oh really? Wonderful. Here."

*grabs a heavy folder out her bag and smacks the Demon in their face*

Celine: "These are the latest talents. Be sure to read through them carefully before signing anything. Oh and the PR reports because Zoey's last internet rant caused quite a stir. They're losing their shit. Even Bobby started crying. Have fun!"

*walks pass everyone and throws herself on Huntrix's couch, grabs Zoey's plush turtle, puts it on her face and immediately passes out.*

Polytrix and Demon Imposter:

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

i don’t know what you’re going through but i’m sending you love nonetheless. feel better soon.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

ao3 is a genius for using the omega april fools joke as them soft launching their exit from the beta state. like we all thought it was just a joke and that the beta would come back 😭🥹

[boyaega]

in your otp which one is icarus, forever chasing something they cannot reach, and which one is metaphorically daedalus, having to watch the person they love fall to their demise because of their own hubris, and knowing that they cannot save them

[racethewind10]

#icarus is helena daedalus myka (x)

[tracybering]

[fuckyeahpikacha]

#i was going to use 2x12 #but then myka did try #she fought #here… she stopped fighting #she let helena try to chase what she lost #even if helena might lose herself in the process #instinct fills me with rage :’]  [x]

[racethewind10]

#ASDGLAKJSDKFLJAKDJSF #WHY IS THIS FANDOM LIKE THIS - Cha

[racethewind10]

#what’s more#it HURT her to stop fighting#that is the most forced pained smile ever#and Helena knows Myka well enough to know what it means#you can feel all the words and all the feelings stop just under the lump in her throat as she swallows whatever she was about to say#god I hate this scene#they played it so well - @webgeekist

[persephoneme]

you can't say "hey has anyone noticed that M/M fic outnumbers F/F like 100:1” or “it feels racist that only 3/202 characters on the ao3 top 100 ships list are Black and two of them are Alastor HazbinHotel” bc some ppl will start going like “oh so you think we should FORCE people to write about things they DON’T CARE ABOUT for WOKE????” and you’ll be like “no, i’m pointing out that the conditions that created this disparity are informed by racism & misogyny” and ppl will say “it’s not BIGOTED to only care about WHITE MEN” and then the gargoyle king appears

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[beemovieerotica]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I drink two cups of coffee per day not because I have an addiction, but because my body has adapted to the presence of caffeine enough that its absence causes mild but unpleasant side effects.

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

I dusted the TV stand not because it was dusty but because it was covered in fine particulate matter that settled from the air.

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

I reblogged this post not because I liked it and wanted to share it, but because reading it elicited a pleasant sensation that I felt would be appreciated by others