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toastbutteregg

mangonetics

Receding hairlines are a hoe trait. Male pattern thottiness

ukrainian-psycho

Hell yeah king show more skin!

partywithponies

Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

censorbotoffical

beepboop. censorbot approved

partywithponies

“Me, refusing to leave: sir, this is my emotional hell” is a funnier text post than my original one, good job censorbot.

toastbutteregg

fozzie

akinator updated and i feel like i dont even know him anymore

fozzie

youre not the man who bested me countless times in the arena of wits. youre a stranger. this victory is meaningless.

okayysophia

kokofuhemaa

Happy Birthday Oluwatoyin Salau

August 27 2000 - June 2020 ❤🕊

nickandros

it's so funny how immune i am to hustle culture. people will talk about taking breaks for their mental health and how difficult it was for them to do what was right for them and i'm like. it's absolutely unreal how quickly i'll dump something i don't want to do anymore.

holyisthenameofmyruthlessaxe

Offline due to my qualms & ailments

holyisthenameofmyruthlessaxe

Online due to my qualms & ailments

toastbutteregg

this secret santa, i picked the person ive been avoiding for months and its stressing me out so i messaged our common friend if we can trade and she said “not possible” and thats how i found out who picked me

toastbutteregg

since she knows that i know, she directly asked me what i want and i said a 2020 planner

she proceeded to send me planner designs and i picked the ones i like but told her to surprise me with the color

few hours later i get a sponsored post from facebook that looks exactly like the planner she sent me

so much for surprises….

carry-on-my-wayward-butt

someone: skinny people are hailed as stylish no matter what dumb shit they wear and fat people have to put hyper-gendered effort into their appearance every moment of their life to receive the bare minimum of basic human decency and this is pretty shitty.

every skinny person in a 300 mile radius: this is targeting me personally, i will have you know that every morning at breakfast my own mother callously asks if i want seconds. seeing my figure praised in literally every form of media humanly possible is actually extremely traumatic because i hate knowing that i’m societally idealised. i was born with glass bones and paper ski

eldritchidiot

the whole squad

glumshoe

Coworker: “I hate makeup. I wish it weren’t a thing.”

Me: “I mean, it can be fun sometimes, but the culture we’re created where it’s expected as a form of hygiene instead of a kind of artful recreation leads to a lot of people feeling like it’s necessary to their mental health and they suffer without it.”

Coworker: “I just think false advertising is wrong.”

Me: “....yeah you and I are coming from totally different perspectives on this.”

Coworker: “Wigs, makeup, I don’t think people should be able to lie about their looks and deceive people into thinking they are more attractive than they really are.”

Me: “No offense, dude, but I don’t respect your opinion at all and I think it’s dumb as all hell.”

jesseeisenberggirlfriendofficial

not to be my grandma but when i say social media is actually the devil i mean it and i find it so sad that there are preteen girls or young teenage girls out there who feel the need to wear a full face of makeup and clothes that typically older girls wear because older teenage girls and young women make up most of their media consumption and shape their beauty ideals and make them forget that they're children. and the worst part is if you point this out and propose that maybe there's something wrong with wearing a full face of makeup and posting thirst traps when you're thirteen those young girls get so defensive and offended as if you criticize them personally, like i know you feel the need to do this and it's all you see, but it's literally not normal.......the women around you who point it out are not "jealous because your eyeliner wing is sharper than theirs" they're worried and scared for you as a child who is very obviously losing their childhood and being convinced to think that you need to grow up and go from 12 to 17 because your media consumption consists solely of older teenagers

jesseeisenberggirlfriendofficial

"are you mad because i'm thirteen or because i look better than you at thirteen" i'm mad that you are having a breakdown as a thirteen year old about your forehead wrinkles and refusing to leave the house without a full face of makeup on. at thirteen.