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☆ hi I’m trying my best. Will write angst for corn chips and gummy worms ~27•ENTJ•♑️~ ☆

[butchfagminotaur]

“how long have you been on tumblr?” i remember the term “nightblogging”

[jupitereyed]

*takes a drag from an imaginary cigarette* I remember you knew you stayed up refreshing your dash too late when the Australians started posting

[sourcreammachine]

i’m sorry kink fans but i just can’t see the suffix ‘con’ without thinking it means convention

‘dubcon’ will skrillex be there??

[sourcreammachine]

oh no oh no please not this post please

[graceashcroft-archive-deactivat]

looked at the pictures of the Big Beautiful Trump parade and they all look like this so much and it's frying me

[faroutsol]

[neo-pussy-deactivated20250705]

Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.

[verloonati-deactivated20260305]

[traaansfem]

Unironically my tits grow faster for a few days every time I eat salmon

I should probably cook more salmon

[neo-pussy-deactivated20250705]

Well yes salmon does have some fat in it! And it is good! Try and eat it with some carbs, like potatoes, or maybe blinis. Why not add some vegetables as well? Steamed brocolis, grilled leaks, roasted eggplant, and maybe some cream? That sounds delicious.

[featherboabear]

[dumbtrannybitch]

Idk who this man is but he is right. Eat girls

[commas-georg]

commas save lives,,, rip girls, you were delicious,

[prismatic-bell]

Girls can be eaten many times if you know what you’re doing.

[pixelmason]

[marumicore]

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

No this is accurate

[sonicspeeddemon]

Happy pride month

[vee-lo0]

Living his best life

[birdandmoon]

A snake story, based on an experience I had while I was in Florida.

[mando-lore]

[michaelsilverleaf]

When it's way too cold for the end of May... I have to compensate it with drawing characters who suffer from too hot weather... x,D

[homeboygirl]

theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind

[charlesoberonn]

[bearfeathers]

[cheekychestnut]

Oh boy your so silly,, so silly and joyous

[cheekychestnut]

Boy got his head in the clouds hehe

[paper-mario-wiki]

do not forget the patron saint of these weeks that we celebrate ourselves proudly and openly in the streets

her name was Marsha P Johnson, and we have her to thank for so much.

remember, the first Pride was a riot, and she was one of the brave souls who endured it to help carve the path which so many of us walk today. she helped found several activist groups regarding LGBT safety and wellbeing. and she was absolutely radiant, too.

thank you, Marsha. we remember you.

[ceceru]

our sunny is getting too small y'all

[amelia-the-owl]

OMG!!! This is sooooo CUTE!!!

[violetsaregrey-deactivated20200]

my mom is 61 and her bf is a huge nerd and he’s teaching her to play magic the gathering and he had her watch avatar the last airbender with him and his ringtone is terra’s theme from final fantasy 6 and he paints pictures of sephiroth. my mom’s bf is nerdier than i’ll ever be.

and she does all these pinterest crafts and now she makes little bejeweled vials of healing potions for him and his buddies. my little geek heart can’t handle all this.

edit: just picture a 60-something woman with a VERY thick minnesotan accent saying “mike is having me watch the naruto”

[violetsaregrey-deactivated20200]

just fyi my mom is now 62 and they finished watching “the naruto”

[violetsaregrey-deactivated20200]

if i had told my 13-year-old self that this is what my mom’s hallway would look like when i was 30 i wouldn’t have believed me

[memewhore]

[humming-fly]

you ever have just like, a really bad idea

anyways if you like bad things here’s a postcard

[humming-fly]

I was trying to figure out why this post starting spiking recently and then I found out you animals had this queued for Mother’s Day

[sass-o-matic]