Chocolate Covered Lemons

Sweet on the outside, soured insides 🍋

[mclennonyaoi]

anyway im stressed about my future and needed practice drawing hands, so.

[mclennonyaoi]

a LOT of people are reblogging this as of late. y’all ok?

[electroma89]

I think I can speak for all millenials when I say this:

No.

[gaitwae]

I think I can speak for all Gen Zenials when I say this:

No.

[modmad]

@staff​

[nierreplicantver122474487239]

hannibal’s name rhyming with cannibal is like vague enough to be a coincidence but he’s also a fancy chef who always serves organ meat and/or raw meat dishes that exactly line up with whatever body part disappeared from the FBI’s most recent batch of bodies, and he serves it to the FBI, who doesn’t notice

[nierreplicantver122474487239]

Who’s the biggest weed dealer in Baltimore? I have to consult my friend Hannibis Lecter, the renowned gardener

[weonsinnombre]

[girilimoni]

[girilimoni]

So, lately there was a massive ++k reblog of my inktober comic of last year, but the post features my old deactivated url, for this reason just 70!! people could visit my blog :( So I reblog it myself, just hoping that people will reblog from my active url (I already contacted tumblr for this issue but I had no answer..)

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[carrionthird]

"Stop scrolling and please help me spread the word, because if I've landed on your page you're most likely either a black woman or someone who cares about black women and the simple phrase I'm about to share could help save a black woman's life.

Doctors are to black women what police officers are to black men. That may seem controversial but I believe it to be true and I speak from personal experience.

If you've seen this TikTok you know that a 2016 study showed that 50% of medical students and residents thought that black people couldn't feel pain the same as white people.

And we learned from this video that because of a 1999 study, to this day, there's a black correction factor for the creatinin levels in black people's kidneys, meaning we're less likely to recieve a kidney transplant if needed.

So if you go to a doctor, feel you aren't getting proper treatment or they refuse the treatment you've requested, say to them the following:

I will need you to document on record that you are refusing the treatment (or medicine) I've requested, and the reason you are doing so."

[dovewithscales]

This works. I have used it in other situations. If medical staff have to document and take responsibility and be on the hook legally for doing shady shit they behave much differently.

If you weren’t already going to spread this advice because black women are at risk, then spread it because it’s applicable to everyone else as well, including you reading this.

But particularly women, and especially black women.

[thelatestkate]

September 2020 Illustrations ヽ(• ‿ •)ノ

[everythingfox]

“A variety of wild animals visiting a water fountain”

(via)

[peachpoccs]

This fills my heart with joy!

[everythingfox]

hat

[alwaysbewoke]

[injuries-in-dust]

Check history, this is literally what the Nazis did!

[brunhiddensmusings]

anyone with a ‘trump 2020′ campaign flag/poster/ecc is openly saying ‘yes im okay with all of that even if im not actively supporting it im going to excuse that as acceptable’ and honestly what can you say about someone who sees all of that as acceptable?

[mossadspydolphin]

[podcastwizard]

comics that make me cry a little (first comic attributed to lynda barry. second comic attributed to pictures for sad children. third comic attributed to grebcomics.)

[the-real-eye-to-see]

It does not matter how horrible our day may be. Our love keeps us alive.

[alwaysbewoke]

Makes a nigga wanna risk it all

[manmade-this-bitch]

She’s precious. How my grand daughter is. A daddy’s girl💕💕💕

[tkthegoddess]

OH. EMM. GEE.😍💋

[sirfrogsworth]

Stella is here to mark the beginning of fall. 

[ dognamedstella ]

[theperksofbeingaperk]

[jinxfmrl]

https://archive.org/details/DontBeaS1947

Here’s the whole video. It’s called “Don’t Be A Sucker” and it’s 17 minutes long.

[republicansareahategroup]

don’t just scroll past this actually watch it, it’s only 2 minutes long. If you re-recorded this today word for word with modern actors and places, it wouldn’t even look out of place as a PSA

[jurassicsunsets]

disc-winged bats have suction cups on their hands

sucker-footed bats are similar but they use sticky sweat, not suction cup hands

são tomé collared fruit bats have three lower incisors with one in the middle like tom cruise

mouse-tailed bats have really long tails 

new zealand short-tailed bats prefer to walk on the forest floor and often dig for food, they also sometimes dig burrows 

bulldog bats catch fish 

spectral bats catch and eat birds

bat wings have such large surface area with blood vessels so close to the skin that they can do up to 11% of their gas exchange directly through the skin, this is measured like this:

vampire bats are the only known vertebrates that lack maltase, the enzyme that breaks down maltose sugars

honduran white bats make leaf tents and sleep together in piles

now you know more about bats

[kuntsuragi]

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

[juniorjewel]

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

[heejinpilled]

reblog if ur in bed

[kingrudegyalchina]

“Why don’t you guys just get the fuck over it ” - Becky voice .

“Why are you resisting ? Be peaceful .”

Don’t ever let this post die . *Good history Twitter pg to follow *

[peachpoccs]

This hurts me so deeply to know that I am part of a privileged part of my nation and I didn’t know about these things. We have to be better!!

[mapsontheweb]

Guide to Figuring out the Age of an Undated World Map.

[pyrrhiccomedy]

No but take the time to actually read it because I lost like 15 minutes.

[dare-to-dm]

I have a friend who is really good at this type of thing.  He once found an old globe at a garage sale and he was able to pin the date of it’s making down to like a 6 month window, because it only would’ve been correct during a specific point in WWII.  

I was mad impressed, because I have no mind for geography.  I can barely remember my own state’s capitol.

[tinystark616-backup]

THIS IS GOLD 😂😂😂

[littlethingwithfeathers]

This is amazing. Take the time to actually read it.

[peredurthefool-deactivated20200]

Holy shit the super specific things towards the end

[mapsrgreat]

Oh wow!

[chavisory]

I didn’t know anything about the giant lake in California being created by accident?!

[jelloapocalypse]

[ceiye]

[lastoneout]

I love how it differentiates the maps of Narnia based on which book you’re looking at

[galaxybrownies]

I almost scrolled past this

[gallusrostromegalus]

As a Resident of Colorado, I applaud Mr. Monroe of XKCD for his foresight in seeing the late 2020 Uprising of the Brown Sugar Mill Radioactive Brown Recluse Spider Colony.