Hungry For Change, Craving The Familiar

24ish i found the baby shark brain I have concepts no balls

[esto-no-es-lo-que-parece]

[peachykeen3502]

Where did all the loki smut go? Is the fandom dead?

[willowas519]

STOP PUTTING YOUR OC UNDER “X READER”!!!!! I DONT WANT TO READ YOUR STINKY LOVE STORY, *I* WANT TO BE THE LOVE STORY!!!!

[shut-up-gwen]

Ilya: this guy is cute, I should start a stationary bike race so he knows I want to get sweaty together

Ilya: that didn’t quite work. Maybe I should just give him the eye? While I tell him I hope he likes his new city?

Ilya: okay. But surely if I make him drink from my water bottle and brush his fingers when passing it over…?

Ilya: call him pretty. To his face. No way he can miss that

Ilya: desperate measures, I’ll have to tell him I orchestrated this whole ad campaign just so I could see him again

Ilya: WHAT IF I STARTED JERKING OFF IN THESE COMUNAL SHOWERS?

[kiramisuuu]

Shane, 7 years later: I have figured out that you like me.

[feefal]

Dino cube :)

[leatherleaves]

My 2 year old son is obsessed with your Dino cube. When I showed him he audibly gasped and took my phone from me so he could zoom in and look at different parts of Dino cube. He looked at Dino cube’s face and turned to me and said “happy!!!” and I said yes, Dinosaur is happy!

He spent 5 minutes just admiring every part of Dino cube, he would’ve spent longer if I’d let him lol. Picture saved so he can look more later.

[feefal]

Genuinely the cutest thing I’ve read :’) Your sons “happy!!” comment is the single most greatest art critique I’ve received

[ooppo]

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

[ooppo]

not that i care

[mypoorcanary]

i hate that careless whisper is a meme so effing bad hes literally never going to dance again and you're all laughing? go to hell

[peachykeen3502]

Like yes, some of his singing sounds like moaning, but you know what it feels like to have your heart try to come out of your chest?

[phantomrose96]

You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"

And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."

And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.

[wake-meme-up-inside]

God this makes me think of this screenshot:

"it minimizes you as a person" really wraps up my entire discomfort with the whole "oh but i'm just a girl" thing when used in most situations.

[irysque]

“omg this fic is so long im so sorry”

im going to eyp

[kratt09]

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

[kratt09]

thats not the word I meant to use

[coldspicyy]

None of these words are in the bible.

[godmodebeginswithlesbians]

au contraire, mon ami

[transarsonist]

dont weird pussy, that's woke stale. penis absolute.

[thedeadskincellsonyourpillow]

this website sometimes

[aleisters]

interlocking fingers during the pin. holding hands during the pin. is driving me insane

[finnglas]

I don’t even go here but this is bout to make me fill out an enrollment form and show up with my lisa frank trapper keeper and pencil case.

[peachykeen3502]

Are yall ovulating cause I AM 👽👽🤩🥴🤪🤪

[skyeeuphixia]

Being a Harry girl who reads fanfic can be so frustrating at times. When I search up Harry Potter x reader. ITS CAUSE I WANT HARRY X READER FICS! NOT DRACO, OR FRED OR CEDRIC!

[sugurugetos]

You would draw a blade on me? Your King? [...] Do not doubt my courage, your Grace. I am a match for any man. EDWARD IV & ELIZABETH WOODVILLE THE WHITE QUEEN — 1x01: In Love with the King (2013)

[dearlizzies]

when reading smut and y/n says “daddy”

[peachykeen3502]

this is my main blog and not the blog you interact with but i keep seeing your profile pic in my notifications and i get so confused trying to figure out what it is😭

Lmfao hi sorry its literally from an old ass Pewdiepie video. It was one of the first websites for “turning drawings into flesh” pix2pix. Its a drawing of his girlfriend rip 😂

[moonlightkitties]

i need a fic of Haymitch and Wife! Reader having their first daughter and his wife naming her "Louella" not knowing about her but just thinking the name is pretty and being very confused when Haymitch needs to step out of the room

She thinks he thinks maybe the name is funny and needs to step out of the room to laugh but nope, he's bawling his eyes out while a confused Peeta comforts him thinking he's overjoyed by his new daughter.

[peachykeen3502]

PLEASE GOD PLEASE

[rosetta-draws]

im!! very normal!! about this musical!!

(the burr painting was a warm up that got out of hand, and then i just had to make a matching hamilton piece but that also spiralled into smth bigger (￣_￣|||) )

[coughloop]

10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

[fearthefuzzybear]