“Louis was used to getting up for his morning walk at 10. Schedule changed and morning walk time is now 6am. He was not emotionally prepared for this.”
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I have never seen a dog more clearly communicate “are you fucking kidding me?” before.
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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“Louis was used to getting up for his morning walk at 10. Schedule changed and morning walk time is now 6am. He was not emotionally prepared for this.”
(via)
I have never seen a dog more clearly communicate “are you fucking kidding me?” before.
If you see a bald man leaving a restaurant get your ass in there the food was so good his hair all popped out his head follicle and all.
Illustration from the book "Hondo and Fabian" written and illustrated by Peter McCarty
literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving
.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.
My grip will rip your junk off, chew it up, and spit it back at you.
you either deactivate young or live long enough to see a mirror dimension version of your account kill indiscriminately on the dashboard
Imagine how I feel
”we’ve been trying to reach you”
GET in line
didn't realize this post got any notes because you know what i'm also not checking? my activity feed.
happy disability pride month to mean cripples, nasty addicts, people with down syndrome who arent nice and talk constant shit, wheelchair users that WILL run you over, autists that dont care and arent about to pretend to, people who lie to their psychiatrists, people that sit on the floor in public places with no benches, amputees that lie profusely about "what happened", ; to the "noncompliant", the "drug seeking", the "mean", the "difficult" and the "undeserving", and so on and so forth, i love us all and we deserve the world actually mwah mwah
to people that hide contraband in their assistive devices. to people that do party tricks they arent supposed to and people who will spit on you if you ask them to do party tricks. to people that weaponise the infantalisation of disabled people for their own purposes (theft et. al.). to the people who "misuse" their medication and people who dont take it at all. to my mother, who takes out her hearing aids when she doesnt want to hear shit anymore but will still pretend to be listening so you dont catch on. to people who sleep all the time and to people with "abnormal" circadian rhythms who are unwilling to alter their sleep/wake cycle to best appeal to societal (and moral) expectations. to people that complain loudly about inaccessibility and refuse to try and "make it work". to people that charge money for invasive questions and people that pretend not to understand the question at all.
*especially* the noncompliant
happy last day of pride to the gay snails who hug and kiss for hours without mating
Stephen King rightly gets a lot of shit for frequently having his characters think and speak in pop culture references that only make sense if you spent your formative years in 1970s Maine, but I feel like articulating that particular criticism on Tumblr is something of a glass-houses situation.
Like, yeah, King will have literal space aliens making pop culture references that only old men from small-town Maine would plausibly make; however, I have seen the kinds of novels that people who spent their twenties on Tumblr write, and there is also a very definite sense of time and place.
its everything is ok thursday today everything is ok
You cast your line into the murky depths.
Trout 1 has shunned your worm!
Trout 2 has shunned your worm!
Trout 5 has shunned your worm!
Trout 8 has shunned your worm!
Trout 7 has shunned your worm!
Trout 3 has shunned your worm!
Trout 5 has eaten a snail.
Trout 9 has shunned your worm!
Trout 10 has shunned your worm!
Trout 11 has shunned your worm!
yesterday i made a beetle out of soda tabs and wire. we took the bus home.
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this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me
“We need to strive to be more accepting of POC” you guys can’t even handle religion.
White people, when it comes to religion you have to come to the realization that a lot of non-white cultures have a strong connection to religion. Religion isn’t just the thing that your parents used to be homophobic towards you. There’s millions of religions in the world and religion plays a big part in other cultures.
Also, Christianity and Catholicism aren’t the only religions in the world. Just grouping all of religions around the world and just watering it down to these two is not constructive.
Amazing moments in Dads: my friend’s dad’s critique of Frankenstein was, “I just don’t think the author had read science fiction before.”
"I'd say she knows a little more about sci-fi than you do, pal, BECAUSE SHE INVENTED IT!"