The Fictive Sideblog

Run mostly by Pearl, feel free to talk to us! Part-time Fanfic Author

[pearl-and-co]

Hi! I'm Pearl and we're a DXed DID system. There's a lot of us, but only a handful will be active here. All or almost all of them will be our introjects! You can find their little intros under: #alterintros

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Most of us are gay. We're bodily an adult. We're also a fanfic author, currently working on "Grian's Guide To The Zombie Apocolypse." You can find me on AO3 under the username "Romanadorable"

We're endo neutral/positive. To us, "system" is a good faith identity that hurts no one, so it doesn't matter what our take on endos is, because it's not up to us to decide if they're "allowed" to exist. They do. Get over it and stop bullying people.

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We don't bother with a DNI because we do bother with a block button that is so very free. If you're weird you're getting yeeted.

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Askbox is so open pls bother us!

[valentinemira]

really a generationally iconic latest hermitcraft ep from grian it had:

grian breaking a shop within 1 minute of entering

their shop entrance being getting flushed down the toilet

"I'm Mary Poppins, Yo" -scar

bdubs going through the 5 stages of grief then finding peace

"it is an o-no-ma-to-po-ei-a" -bdubs

and most importantly:

[plasmalink]

Pronoun roles on discord servers aren't a bad idea, but there is the fun implication that you can ping an entire pronoun set.

Hey I got a problem with something, this is an all they/thems on deck situation

[def-ace-ing-it]

The divorb won’t save them I fear

[mossyoyster]

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

i think minecraft could be so much better of a game if they added watermelon in game

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

i dont even like watermelon its my most hated fruit ever but imagine dying of hunger or thirst and then you stumble upon a nice crisp watermelon and it replenishes your hunger and thirst and you are so satisfied it gives you strength to keep moving on. instead you got pumpkin

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

you are all lying ive played minecraft before and i have never seen a watermelon you're all gaslighting me

[kandikyssis]

They just call it Melon in the game but like

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

modded minecraft

[kandikyssis]

Melon – Minecraft Wiki

A melon is a fruit block that grows from a fully-grown melon stem, which in turn is grown from melon seeds.

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

[breathaaaaa]

I present flowers to you.

lilacs, poppies, adeniums and sunflowers.

Grian's wing design is inspired by the white-tailed ground jay——a bird lives in desert and can't fly.

[arekayic]

MUMBO AIRSTRIKE INBOUND

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[aquilacalvitium]

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

[finalgirlguy]

2026 is gonna be the year of banging your head against a wall. in 2027 maybe we can do other things

[pearl-and-co]

Borrowed grief from the future and had some questions

Unrelated, I have a critter on my lap begging for me to give her second cheeto.

[izachin]

I don’t care that he doesn’t have his little Zenonite EVA Suit 🥸 or the ball. What are they watching? Wrong answers only #projecthailmary #rylandgrace #rocky #rockygrace #gracerocky #phm #procreate #fanart #movie

[legallybrunettedotcom]

what does prev give off?

prophet in the desert

tyrant king

shady merchant

wandering bard

forgotten god

healer in the woods

rebel group leader

average peasant

Voting ended onMay 6

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[pearl-and-co]

I am sleeping honk shoo mimimi I am NOT scrolling on Tumblr

[pearl-and-co]

DMing my friends posts they liked cuz I accidentally screenshared my Tumblr scrolling and "Anal Sex" written in glitter glue SPOKE to them I guess

[m-ythical-j]

your friends sound cool as hell

[pearl-and-co]

Nah they're lame as shit. My friends are:

- Guy who eats my chess pieces and won't do puppet show cuz he's too busy making pawn lines

- Flesh Homunculus (enough said)

- My wife (love her she doesn't suck)

- Minecraft addict

- Guy who got me into The Magnus Archives. Kip if you're seeing this tell Jon he needs to chill on the Noah Kahan he's your fault not mine.

[pearl-and-co]

I would not love you if you were the flesh homunculus. I'm sorry but that's just the way it is.

[m-ythical-j]

FUCK!!!!!!!

[pearl-and-co]

I'm TAKING IT FROM YOU. PUT IT DOWN.

[pearl-and-co]

DMing my friends posts they liked cuz I accidentally screenshared my Tumblr scrolling and "Anal Sex" written in glitter glue SPOKE to them I guess