Alex Pearlman's Dream Machine

That yelling guy from TikTok https://linktr.ee/pearlmania500

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Neil Gaiman should delete his account and himself. He is a fucking rapist and Amanda Palmer is his Ghislane Maxwell.

Monsters. They are both fucking monsters.

They should be given no sanctuary in any society.

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Donald Trump has never had a real job, that’s why working for a living is a cosplay fantasy to him.

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The Steampunk Hat

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From Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72 by Hunter S Thompson:

“The race was close and Johnson was getting worried. Finally he told his campaign manager to start a massive rumour campaign about his opponent’s life-long habit of enjoying carnal knowledge of his barnyard sows.

“Christ, we can’t get away with calling him a pig-f****r,” the campaign manager protested. “Nobody’s going to believe a thing like that.”

“I know,” Johnson replied. “But let’s make the sonofab****h deny it.”

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Wife thought I was watching WWE. I had to break the news to her that I was actually watching the Republican National Convention.

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Shot

CHASER

IT WAS NEVER ABOUT PROTECTING KIDS

#NOTADRAGQUEEN

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I explained this image of Nick Fuentes fan, Sneako, getting Superman punched by a Detroit security guard to Mrs Pearlmania like it was Aragorn kicking the helmet in two towers.

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I read and explained the entire sequel of A Court and Thrones of Roses to Mrs. Pearlmania on the newest episode of TOO MANY TABS. It’s up wherever you listen to podcasts and YouTube!

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Nobody ever posts the original sickos image anymore........sad!

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Never knew that this is what the sickos were gleefully window peeping.

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The nuance of crocodile tears

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New highly targeted scam text, don’t fall for it and warn your friends/family (587 is a Canadian area code and that is NOT the PA turnpike website):

[allelitewrestlings]

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Woah.

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I made a joke on TikTok about gambit being bisexual in xmen97 and I reposted the video to YouTube shorts and men spent paragraphs defending the heterosexuality of fingerless gloves.

Kathleen Kennedy ruined gambit! #xmen #comicbooks #marvel

X-men97 premiere has some fans questioning the changes made to classic characters like gambit, magneto, rogue and others. Is this the last J

Anyway, I deleted all of their comments because it’s 2024 and if idiot bigots want to waste the only life they are ever going to get typing in my comment section, then I’m going to make sure no one ever sees it.

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As announced in February, political posts are now limited by default on Instagram and Threads. Accounts deemed “political” will have their posts suppressed from discovery. You can turn off this setting by going to ‘settings & privacy’ -> content preferences -> political content.

Instagram’s definition of political content is so broad it could mean anything:

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I’M DOING A COMEDY TOUR THIS SUMMER!

I’ll have full details for the cities and dates soon. To prepare for the tour, I just booked 3 shows at Philly’s hottest new comedy club. Link in bio/IG stories for tickets

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When you accept the fact that at least 50 million Americans don’t understand sarcasm, then the last thirty years start to make a little more sense.

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The most divorced dad in the history of the world