“You should make sure to get this thing polished at least twice a year”
Diamonds need been polished once or twice in a year.
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COME THE FUCK ON

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we're not kids anymore.
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“You should make sure to get this thing polished at least twice a year”
Diamonds need been polished once or twice in a year.
Oh
COME THE FUCK ON
My favourite thing is how @therealjacksepticeye always hugs his fans back tighter than they hug him
Like “no fuck you I love you more”
No lies detected
The intended interpretation of this comic is:
It’s tempting to think of the artists you admire as being 100% confident magical superhumans, but in reality they have the same struggles & anxieties, and just happen to be further along in honing their craft.
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You’re a powerful dragon that lived next to a small kingdom. For centuries you ignored humanity and lived alone in a cave, and the humans also avoided you. As the kingdom fell to invaders, a dying soldier approaches you with the infant princess, begging you to take care of her.
She is devoid of any scales or fur, this tiny ball of squalling royalty.
The knight that holds her is bleeding out more sluggishly than before, running out of life and time as he begs me to take care of her.
“No revenge.” I murmur to him; that is not my way.
“No.” He agrees softly, kneeling before my bulk and drip-dripping his life onto my floor.
“No revenge. Just want her to live.”
He topples over suddenly, and I let him fall. The ball of swaddling is what I catch in my claws. A paltry offering of gold falls from the blankets, body-warm and forgotten as I lift this princess to observe her more closely.
I see aquamarine glittering in her face, eyes lit up with tears in the rose gold hue of her cheeks. She is snotty and soiled, bloodied and unhappy. And she is mine.
“You will need milk.” I sigh, walking best I can on three legs to the back of the cave to settle her in a cradle of smooth gems. Oddly befitting her status, though it means nothing anymore. I breathe hotly over her, the screaming quieting in the face of warm air and the white noise I make.
“Sleep, princess.” I murmur soothingly. “I will return with food.”
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“Get down from there.”
I do not need to raise my voice, she knows well enough who I am speaking to and what I speak about. She jumps from the tree branch she had been climbing and lands on my head.
“I want to fly like you do.”
Oh, she is stubborn, with hair like fire and those aquamarine eyes. She pulls at my scales and bares her blunt little teeth in a copy of my own snarl.
“I could gobble you up.” I warn, unable to hide the smile in my voice. It is good she is stubborn; any dragon should be just a little head-strong.
“I would break your teeth with my skull!” She cackles back, scrabbling down to my back to nuzzle the soft leather of my wings.
“When will my wings grow?”
Always so full of questions.
“Maybe never. There are land dragons, sea dragons, dragons of the sky…perhaps you will lose your arms and legs and become a wyrm.”
She laughs her harsh cackle, biting at me playfully.
I love her so.
I cannot even bring myself to tell her she is not a dragon.
i cannot even bring myself to tell her she is not a dragon
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No wonder why Jack’s bio seemed familiar to me
When Anti is in control
This is honestly so fucking funny haha
The answer may surprise you!
The answer shouldn’t surprise anyone. Sunflora is not that strong and has a mediocre move pool, meanwhile Clair has dragons that know ice and fire moves to deal with a grass type.
The answer may surprise you!
exhibit a: clair’s actual gs team. not one fire move in the bunch. ice beam a slight problem, but it’s only on one of them. so, everything else, nbd
exhibit b: my own sunflora soloing clair’s kingdra after beating the dragonairs into submission. +5 sp. atk and miracle seed does wonders.
“Make em pay.”
This post makes me want to play through all of the Pokémon games again
Too bad we can’t see Sunflora’s level, I’m sure it’s like 60 lmao.
The sunny boye himself!
I’m so happy that the Sunflora trainer keeps dragging everybody. Good show!
This post is precious
LOOK AT THIS HAPPY BOY
OCEAN MAN!!!
the hydra
hobbies: destroying villages, smashing castles, puppet shows
notable quotes: “GROOOAR! RAAARGH! hey guys what’s up”
an old character that i’m rather fond of
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how to play dungeons and dragons
ignore all the “suggested” alignments to races
ignore the histories about certain races being evil
your material plane now
have fun
I’ve reblogged this before but I will again, because it’s so, so damn important as a DM to remember this.
The world is YOURS. You don’t have to put up with whatever norms everyone expects from games. You want bright, cheerful, happy orc villages? Do it. You want elves and dwarves that get along perfectly well in a harmonious co-existing society? DO IT. You want friendly drow that take pleasure in guiding newcomers in tours through the Underdark? You know the drill by now - DO. IT. You are not bound by the constraints of someone else’s fantasy.
As I often remind my players. I am god, this is my world now, I do what I want.
Yes!!!! Fuck the canon, make it your own. We all know the basic shapes of fantasy all-canon well enough at this point; now it’s time to start playing with it and subverting it and making it into something better
THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED
I HAVE NEVER SEEN THE SECOND PART
The notes on this!!
Awww
“Can i pick u up on thursday?” AWWWWWWW
lol he just wanted to buy her some superman pjs that werent on sale??! ~
can they see this right now??
OMG HE’S ADORABLE
who the hell wears a bra to bed
“I have all these OCs! But no story…”
bruh
make a fighting game
But what if half your ocs are softys and not made for fighting?
dating sim
this post changed the game
24 Signs Someone Likes You More Than A Friend | psych2go
Do you agree with these signs?
This is good: -to look for signs -to know what signs to avoid -to know what signs to use more often -to manipulate signs -to use for others -to utilize in writing
Not only was this hella informative, the story was cute as fuck
See, this, I think, is what I love about Kronk. On the shallowest surface level, he fills the “low IQ sidekick” role. But ONLY on the shallowest surface level.
I’d have to watch the movie again to go into any detail, but Kronk is actually the smartest damn person IN this movie. There’s nothing he doesn’t know, he’s got all this specialized knowledge, dude is probably horrifically well read. He’s NOT stupid, he’s just eager to please and doesn’t have a proper “No” threshhold.
In the second gif, he’s like - “No, wait, I’m not who you think I am.”
Then in the fourth, he’s like - “Oh my God, the cook is gone and she’s got all these orders. If somebody doesn’t cook that up people are going to get upset! They’ll take it out on this poor woman who’s been on her feet all day and doesn’t deserve their wrath! And…oh my God…PEOPLE WILL BE HUNGRY!”
Then in the sixth gif he’s like - “NOT ON KRONK’S WATCH!”
He’s doing the right thing and he knows it. No judgement, no condescension, just always a moment to register the task at hand, determine the most logical course of action to completing it, and then it’s GO GO GO.
His only problem is that he never stops to ask himself whether this is actually his problem to solve, or whether people are taking advantage of him, and I love him for it.
I just…love him.
Kronk is the best hands down.
today i was yelling at my sister outside and a fucking cherry blossom petal landed in my mouth which shut me up and my sister said, “The anime gods have silenced you”
kiss kiss shut the fuck up