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[ooppo]

The beginning of the end for every digital artist

[infimace-blog]

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

[akindlyowl]

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

[dajo42]

i quit cold turkey

quit what?

cold turkey

yeah but what did you quit

im telling you, i quit cold turkey

alcohol?

no i quit cold turkey

i wasnt offering, im trying to figure out what you quit

and im telling you i quit cold turkey

wait. you quit cold turkey?

yes i quit cold turkey

like the meat?

no i dont like it thats why i quit it

cold turkey?

no im gradually weaning myself off it

[man-peach-reborn]

[veggiemedleys]

see my problem is if i “listen to my body” it literally only wants to lie down and take naps, all the time

[gumi-megpoidd]

age regressing by 5 minutes so i can remember what i was just asked to do

[imdrinkingmiso]

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

[lockssteps]

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

[tieheartbreaker]

i love you a little. haha april fools. i love you lots

[peazful]

why is clear gilgamesh every other post on my feed? Is anyone else experiencing this two parts H and one part O digital sandwich?

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

guy who invented whichever one of these came second: fuck it just call it a compass too. i'm so bad at naming things... fuck! i'm angry. fuck my life. i'm going for a walk

[zvaigzdelasas]

Although commonly believed to be true, Amazon Prime day isn't actually the day that Bezos was born & actually originates from a pagan tradition

[bwooom]

…? whats that noise from my chimney…? it sounds like… evolution…?

[bwooom]

it couldnt be… no, it is…!

[bwooom]

CHARLES DARWIN !!!

[anxietyproblem]

[robustcornhusk]

Gröning proposed the idea for the film to the monks in 1984, but the Carthusians said they wanted time to think about it. They responded to him 16 years later to say they were willing to permit him to shoot the movie if he was still interested.

into great silence

[iamalivenow]

[trickstertime]

Replying agreeably 16 years later is extremely relatable

[maliusaidh]

[peazful]

Aaaaaaaaaaaa

[spidersinmysoup]

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

[wordfather]

the only way out is through but fuuuuuuuuuck fuuuuucckkkk cant i like scooch past or something