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Sarah. 19. Not straight. This is my personal blog so expect anything from personal rants to puns to fandomy things and anything in between. Thanks for stopping by!

[crystalcrossing-remade-deactiva]

shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

[crtter]

Intentional misspellings and unusual handling of words is one of my favorite “minor” memes tbh I love it so much. Here are some of my all time favorites:

▪ Replacing “ck” with “cc” (ie. succ, thicc)

▪ Replacing “t” with “d” and vice-versa (ie. gotdamn,shid,blocket)

▪ Just… every kind of weird variation you can do with the word “fuck” (ie. fuckening, fucky)

▪ Weird jumbling of curse words that somewhat resemble something coherent (ie. mother fuck of a shit, shut the hell your mouth)

▪ Replacing a vowel in a word with another (ie. borger)

[theweirdwideweb]

[dyketm]

death: it is time

carrie fisher: no it’s the fuck not

death: you’re right ma'am, absolutely correct, i am so terribly sorry for the misunderstanding, how foolish of me,

[malteseboy]

"fuck me, daddy"

aħxini papà

(be sure to stress the a at the end not the first one otherwise you’d be saying “fuck me pope”)

[useless-malta-facts]

There is an area in Malta called Ix-Xagħra tal-Għażżenin (the barren land of the lazy) and it got its name because a shephard used to take his sheep there and he used to call them “You lazy sheep!” so the name stuck

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[laughingsquid]

[hotbully-deactivated20170419]

The only map that matters

[just-shower-thoughts]

The UK leaving the EU feels like the the plot to a fictional, alternate history novel.

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the oompa loompas are a greek chorus

[caecilius-est-pater]

First of all, I hate this so much. Second of all, imagine if the two switched places. (Veruca falls into the trash chute) Chorus: Pray thou no more; for mortals have no escape from destined woe. Wisdom is the supreme part of happiness; and reverence towards the gods must be inviolate. Great words of prideful men are ever punished with great blows… (Oedipus stabs his eyes out) Oompa Loompas: Oompa loompa doopity do I’ve got another riddle for you What do you get when you sleep with your mum? A curse on your kids for decades to come~

[moved-to-orpheyon-deactivated20]

Combine your chinese zodiac and astrology sign to make your true fursona

[eternally-a-dreamer]

i still hate this post so much. i’m an ox and a taurus. i’m a bull bull. i’m so fucking annoyed oh m y go d

[weirdcrazydreams]

Aquarius + Horse = Unicorn http://www.primalastrology.com/primal-zodiac-by-combination.html

[megachilid-deactivated20200405]

horsecrab lmao

[writingsforwinter]

The Five Stages of Grief, as Told By Five Women Who Know Them Well

Denial, as told by Marie Curie

If only I hadn’t let you go out into the rain that day, if only the horse had fallen before it reached you. You are still there, are you not? It is but a dream. A cruel one, tipped with blood like a knife made for the killing. To see you tomorrow - I will wake from this dream and see you tomorrow. Pierre, of all the magic we discovered together, Eve was the most precious.

Anger, as told by Anne Boleyn

I gave you everything, my love, spent all my money on gowns, jewels, goblets, blushed my cheeks with rouge, offered you my body, extra finger and all, called for lavish dinners for you to feast upon. I gave you a child! And still. Still this dishonor, this presentation of my head on a silver platter to your festering mouth. It leaves me every night in a cold sweat. Let it be known: Elizabeth ruled this world better than you ever could. You selfish man. You ugly, selfish, despicable man. I will see your head on a platter in Hell.

Bargaining, as told by The Black Dahlia

They thought I was a store mannequin at first before they discovered I was a corpse. So pretty too, right? You loved that Glasgow smile. I’ll give you this case of moscato. I’ll give you everything that’s left in the safe. The diamonds, the notebooks, the brooch, anything. Don’t let them see me like this. Not with these bruises, these decayed teeth. Let me be known as Elizabeth Short, not by this dark flower. Don’t take my body. Not this. Not this.

Depression, as told by Cleopatra

I know it is false, but I cannot see life without this man. Not without Antony. Of all the joyful moments we spent together - the bet we made about the dinner, when I dissolved my pearl earring in the vinegar - the birth of our twins, even the death of my sister, our plans of revenge and glory were the most beloved. But the asps are ready now. The figs will be tasteless. My breast is bare. Let them take me like they took him.

Acceptance, as told by Georgia O’Keefe

After the breakdown, after the hospitalization, there were skulls, but there were wildflowers too. Painting gave me back the life that had been sucked from me, gave me every new cloud. It wasn’t a man who brought me back to myself. It was the land. It was me. And if I am ever lost again, I will be the one to find myself again.

[special-agent-spooky-mulder]

concept: a heterosexual man and a heterosexual woman. they are friends. neither is secretly in love with the other. They spend time together, just the two of them, and don’t feel the need to hook up. Their spouses don’t worry about them.

[hazedhowell-blog]

gasps heard from every tv station

[greninja-sex-party]

"Remember when being a legendary Pokemon meant something?"

XERNEAS, YVELTAL AND ZYGARDE FROM GENERATION 6

Xerneas, Yveltal, and Zygarde are based around Yggdrasil of Norse mythology. Xerneas is Eikþyrnir who lives under the life tree, Yveltal is Hraesvelgr who represents death, and Zygarde is the underground Nidhogg. Xerneas shares its life, Yveltal takes the lives of others to replenish its own, and Zygarde works to maintain the natural balance of the life-death cycle.

 RESHIRAM, ZEKROM, AND KYUREM FROM GENERATION 5 

Reshiram and Zekrom represent Truth vs Ideals, and the Tao philosophy of Yin/Yang. While Kyurem is the grey area in morality, a hollow shell left behind by the singular Dragon these three once used to be before humans tried using it for what they perceived to be “right”, when in reality it was just differing perspectives. 

 PALKIA, DIALGA, GIRATINA, AND ARCEUS FROM GENERATION 4 

Dialga and Palkia are the Shinto legend inspired, godlike entities responsible for guarding and creating space and time. They come from a more scientific approach to how the universe works/was created, whereas Arceus and Giratina are more spiritual as they are designed with inspirations from various versions of “God” and “Satan” in dozens of different religions around the world.  

GROUDON, KYOGRE, AND RAYQUAZA FROM GENERATION 3 

Groudon, Kyogre, and Rayquaza are modelled after the biblical beasts; The Behemoth, Leviathan, and Ziz. Groudon created the land, Kyogre rules the seas, and Rayquaza guards the skies. Groudon and Kyogre helped shape the world (Alpha) and often nearly end the world in conflict with each other (Omega). Rayquaza acts as a neutralizing force to aid the world and its people. 

 HO-OH AND LUGIA FROM GENERATION 2 

Ho-Oh has clear inspirations from various fire-birds in different legends from various cultures like the Phoenix, Fenghuang, and the Huma Bird, as it is associated with the power to revive itself and others from ashes, bring eternal happiness, and rainbow iconography. Lugia could be considered similar to the sea-dwelling dragon, Ryujin of Shinto myth, and he has subtle elements that seem similar to a beluga whale. 

 MOLTRES, ARTICUNO, AND ZAPDOS FROM GENERATION 1 

Hot bird, cold bird, and zappy bird.

[ayaka-shimizu]

I love the first gen legendaries but this is true..

[thaitea-94]

LOL

[edward-glock40-hands]

[fahshunnerd]

concept: me gently sipping tea in a quiet bright cafe, I aced my exams and the bees are safe

[theonion]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

[troyesivan]

sometimes the onion just fuckin nails it