One Thirsty Bitch

STRICTLY 18+ / Just a writer who needs a place to get all of the horny out

[kenobion]

Tom Hiddleston, photoshoot (x)

[bontxt-deactivated20151125]

WHEN YOU LOVE SOMETHING SO HARD BUT THE FANDOM CONSISTS OF APPROXIMATELY SIX OTHER PEOPLE AND A SHOELACE

[hudders-and-hiddles]

Molly’s fake engagement ring is so much better than Mary’s real one.

[swoopyswish]

HOOHOOHOOOOOOO

[inevitably-johnlocked]

I feel like there’s a metaphor here…..

[brella]

tragic backstories explain bad deeds but they do not excuse them

tragic backstories explain bad deeds but they do not excuse them

[myrosecolouredgirl]

[lightbringing-fallen-angel-deac]

[avengersincamphalfbloodstardis]

A+ gif use

[just-shower-thoughts]

I think the issue with the presidency is that the person most fit to be in that position would never seek such power

[deep-space-babe-deactivated2015]

im a huge fan of space; both outer and personal

[nervouspearl]

Back in Galadriel’s day you had to go to school barefoot in the snow - uphill, both ways

[clarke-mason]

#the will-kick-your-ass-squad

[the-flapwagon-archives]

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

[ignisgayentia]

i’m so sorry [insp]

[enigmaticconfusion]

Damn, 500?!

[quakebeats-is-moving-deactivate]

okay but all joking and internet shit aside, john cena is actually an amazing fucking human being

[badprotein-deactivated20160212]

[leanputa]

is he dumb or is he dumb? tf? i swear he sounds and looks dumber everyday. he seriously looks like a wet rat 25/8.

[urbvn-trvppp]

Bruh ., this guy

[arabian-magic]

Does he sniff glue on a regular basis?

[animations-daily]

[joshpeck]

someone fall in love with me thanks

[joshpeck]

also if you’re hot flirt with me

[iloveyixingsomuch-blog]

Kids on a school bus bullying a Sikh boy for wearing a turban. 

[grl-fieri]

Kids learn this shit from their shitty fucking parents and that’s so sad

[be-blackstar]

They sound just like their parents. They have the nerve to be upset that they’re being filmed. 

[dogmuzzle-deactivated20170328]

me at the dentist

dentist: when was the last time you flossed?

me: bro u were THERE

[itsgringotts-blog]

#honestly i feel like this is such a beautiful metaphor for the trio #the way they wear their uniforms #you got hermione with everything in its rightful place #tie and cape fixed and all #you got harry whose uniform is a little messy and everything is a bit awkward #and then you got ron #nicely not giving a fuck