you and your f/o are soulmates. no matter if you know it or not, you two are dragged together in every timeline, every universe. whether its love at first sight, growing up as childhood friends, learning to love at the same time as you're learning to fight.
even if right now you're in seperate universes, your love always finds a way. your f/o can feel how much you love them even when you're so far apart, and they hope you can feel their love too.
I love my f/o and I love my self ship and I love talking about my self ship and I love my friend's self ships and I love hearing about their self ships and I love self shipping and
They care. Oh my goodness, they care so so much about you. You are so loved and appreciated, that I promise you. Whether platonic, romantic, familial, the list goes on ; you are so damn important and seen. If there is one individual on this earth that they would consider "their person / other half / best friend / ultimate individual / their favorite / etc," it is you. Always will be.
• Since you're his housewife, he expects a more "traditional" way of things, such as; dressing up nice for him when he gets home, cooking meals that type of stuff and in return he'll give you everything you could ever ask for (even if he has to kill to get it)
• He never likes to interfere his work life with his home life with you, although you do know when it wasn't too good of a day by the way he comes in the house sometimes. Usually he'll just walk straight to his office and smoke there a bit to try to get the edge off before he can see you.
• He trusts you taking care of his dogs! Usually they're with him but when they're not, he trusts you and his dogs trust you, in fact they have a liking to you!
• He loves coming home to see you! After a long day of loan sharking and trying to get his money from fagin (again), all he wants is to sit down and smoke with you on his lap and simply just wind down.
• Sometimes he comes home from a "job" covered in blood, but its best to never ask him about it (even if you know what its from)
• He always likes getting you gifts and surprising you with little (expensive) things here and there, he'll get you a nice dress and expect you to put it on even if you're doing something at the moment, or sometimes he'll come up from behind and put a necklace on you admiring his little (trophy) wife.
Yeah that's about it for this, I just really like him.
of course, you have doubts most times. but they're always there to calm you down. it starts with small things, like little phrases ("in the future, we should get these." "i can't wait to see you grow older. "imagine the house we'll live in someday."), objects ("i got this keychain because it reminds me of you -- i love thinking about you." "look at this bracelet i got! it has your favourite colors!"), those quiet things.
you always have doubts. but they always quiet them.
I'm showing my age with this one, but imagine a YouTube AMV made with Windows Movie Maker, with you and your F/O(s) set to Everytime We Touch by Cascada.
Ngl self insert x canon are the most powerful people in existence. Like, you wanted to smooch a character and said “yeah, I’m gonna do that” fucking go off king I love that for you
It Was Your Idea Babe, No Really You Came Up With It.
Morty- "Y/N, why does Rick always take you to fun places?"
Y/n- Oh, that's because I use subliminal messages.
Morty- What do you mean you use subliminal messages? There's no way that works on Rick.
Y/n- Of course it does Morty, how else do you think I got him to take me to Choco Fun Land.
Y/n- What you think I asked nicely? Rick needs to think he came up with the idea, if he doesn't then no matter how much fun he's having ,he's going to act miserable just out of spite.
Morty- So how do you do it exactly? I mean I've never seen you bring up these places or like leave out brochures.
Y/n- No no, that's to upfront. You have to be really subtle with Rick.
Morty- OK so how do you do it? I want to learn so I don't have to be dragged around to all those awful place.
Y/n- OK, well first off you have to be ready to spend months doing it.
Morty- Months!
Y/n- Yeah months, if you act to eager about a place then he's gonna pick up on it and you can kiss whatever fun adventures goodbye.
Morty- uuuuuuhhhh fine so months of work.
Y/n- So first thing your gonna do is scroll around on your phone for awhile and half heartedly mention whatever place you want.
Then you don't bring it up for a week or two, unless a commercial or something about the place pops up organically.
If that happens just say something like "Oh that was the place I was telling you about."
After that two weeks bring up something that you find interesting about the place.
Just do that for awhile and look up stuff about it on his computer or cell so he gets ads.
Morty- OK so act casual, wait awhile in-between bringing it up, and leave a digital trail so he gets advertisements.
Y/n- Yup that's pretty much it. Eventually he'll start to bring it up so you won't have to work so hard on being subtle.
Mort- Wow thanks Y/n, I can't wait to start tricking Rick into taking me places.
Rick- Y/N!
Y/n- Why are you yelling I'm right here.
Rick- DID -Uuuurp- YOU TELL MORTY TO SUBLIMINALLY MESSAGE ME!
Y/n- No, why would I tell him to do that? that is such an awful thing to do to someone.
Rick- He said that yo-uurp-u do it to get what you want so he should do it to.
Y/n- Rick you know I'm not OK with manipulation and subliminal messages is a form of manipulation.
Rick- Yeah your right he probably picked it up from Jerry.
Y/n- He definitely did.
Y/n- Anyway on a completely different note, did you know that the Ezon network had a massive botanical garden?
imagine smooching your f/o's face a million times until they're dizzy and have hearts spinning around their head and they can't walk straight and instead stumble out of the room and oh my god they're so in love. they're so in love with you what did you do to them. help them
Rick Sanchez definitely tastes like whiskey, tragedy, and divinity. He probably kisses you like he needs your oxygen, like you’re the IV tube keeping him alive.
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