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[bisexual-engineer-girl]

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

[pjackk]

and metal of body

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HOLY SHIT PJACK??????

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HE WAS BACK FOR THREE HOURS, RESPONDED TO MY POST, AND THEN DIED AGAIN????

[peechaku]

I want to hear about the dream you had last night

[ordr]

[narutwitter]

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[ozempicofficial]

[doggirl-girlcock]

My cringe fucking baby and her derivative drivel

[whoperlokian-bendingismagic]

The only time my daughter said it was right after my wife’s cousin said in a teenager deadpan “I’m a baby. Goo goo ga ga”.

Daughter repeated it from her car seat in the packed minivan. Immediate kill shot.

[wizard-email]

i lied. put your clothes back off, I do actually like sex

[theehorsepusssy]

[halondrus]

Walking into my 9 hour shift and hearing "2 people quit yesterday"

[halondrus]

[the-big-mood]

Scooby-Doo (2002) had an incredible animated intro that was cut from the final film due to length constraints, and it’s still wild that something that good didn’t make the theatrical release

[chicken-delight]

i have tested positive for tzatziki

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

welcome... to Nothing Park

[meow-moment]

"You have a T-Rex?"

"No."

[targetedknowledge]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[the-smart-name]

[plushdablush]

Random thing for people to consider is that since Laika is the saint of one way trips should Felicette be known as the saint of safe landings since she did make it back to the ground safely

[somefishycat]

tu LANCES félicette ? tu lances son corps comme la fusée ? oh ! oh ! prison pour les scientifiques ! prison pour les scientifiques pendant Un Mille Ans !

[bug-yogurt]

You can understand the French perfectly fine with only context but the English translation I got still had me floored

[plushdablush]

Random thing for people to consider is that since Laika is the saint of one way trips should Felicette be known as the saint of safe landings since she did make it back to the ground safely

[somefishycat]

tu LANCES félicette ? tu lances son corps comme la fusée ? oh ! oh ! prison pour les scientifiques ! prison pour les scientifiques pendant Un Mille Ans !

[bug-yogurt]

You can understand the French perfectly fine with only context but the English translation I got still had me floored