PEECY JACKSOO

I am Percy Jackon!

[losthuntressofartemis]

unfortunately the seven aren't as found family as i would want them to be

[ratsreadtoo]

the soulmate trope is not fucked around with nearly enough with Percabeth.

Functionally, the empathy link between Grover and Percy is the same as typical soulmate things (sensing each other's close, sharing dreams, dying with each other). In a soulmate au, are Percy and Annabeth defying the Fates to be together (and also Grover is there being a wingman ig)? are Percabeth still soulmates and the empathy link makes Annabeth and Grover Soulmate-In-Laws?? Did the Fates themselves spin the threads of their lives together so tightly they can't be seperated???? Are the three of them bonded together forever and ever and ever (YES)

[starlightshadowsworld]

Honestly though bold of the PJO to get a tv series and try to tell people they’ve been pronouncing characters names wrong for over a decade.

I’m not watching it but I guarantee you that no matter what happens it’s not changing shit it’s too late.

“Oh but actually Luke’s last name is pronounced” shssssh.

[peecyjacksoo]

PJO AU

Ok guys, hear me out. An AU where one day a younger camper (post titan and giant wars) heard Mr. D call Percy Peter Johnson and actually thought that was his name, and Percy, traumatized beyond all sense of any childlike sense of wonder, has the opportunity to not be Percy jackson, hero of olympus, but instead someone new. He has the chance to be someone fun that the kids aren't scared of separate from the legacy he has as the guy who fought kronos and was one of the 7.

He gets to say "i'm peter johnson"

And then later, these kids realize the fun goofy councilor that helps them seek contraband, and taught them the tricks to the climbing wall was actually the guy that made sure they all had cabins and saved the world a bunch of times.

[pjotwitter]

Hi!! Could you make a post where Percy is arguing with a bucnh of gods?

[gl00mt0mb]

MCU Peter Parker should be an absolutely respectfully kind and caring person with manners, he should also be the biggest little shit ever because he’s 15 and saving the entire city while balancing the horrors of highschool.

Do you know how pissed I would be if I had to deal with finals week while simultaneously being a vigilante? I’d lose my fucking shit, I act like a psychiatric ward escapee after my second all nighter, okay I start having sleep deprived hallucinations of Paul Reaver when studying for my History midterms can you imagine trying to rehearse for a thesis project and then the fuckass rhino wants to start with his bullshit?

I’d be insufferable, if I had to stitch my own laser wounds in the bathtub using my phone flashlight and then it cuts out because I got added to some fuck ass group chat named ‘we have to talk’ with 20 members id actually crash out so hard.

Peters gotta have a patience of steel because no wonder he blew up on Tony and made stupid decisions during the Homecoming movie? Like bitch you can’t even be bothered to respond to my calls, get the actual fuck out of my face, I’ve got an alien weapons ring to bust at seven and and an annotated Case Study due at 11:59 I’m not doing this shit rn?

Peter walks into his chemistry class drenched in blood sweat and dirt with a vaguely haunted look and other very sleep deprived AP student who are using their lunch period to make up the lab nod in solidarity as if this is a relatable experience.

He submits his preparation worksheet to the teacher and there’s just an entire bloody handprint thats definitely not his being dragged down the border of the paper. However he also greeted the teacher when he entered and knocked before walking in so they might ignore that.

Peter should be the mix of deranged and polite that makes him trusted by both lost grandmothers and subway crackheads.

[teamredsoverworkedpremployee]

Happy's not really sure what happened the time Morgan said she wished she had siblings.

She'd just come home from a playdate, cheeks flushed with happiness, and Happy was grinning while he made her the customary PB&J.

"You know, Layla has a big brother," he hears her say at the table. she's drawing a picture of herself and her friend, more rambling than anything else while she works. "He's nice. He even plays with us sometimes. he's really good at Uno."

Happy grunts while he cuts the sandwich diagonally. "He does?

"Yeah." Morgan continues on distractedly. "I wish I had a brother, like her."

Something jumped involuntarily in the back of Happy's throat, reminding him somewhat of that feeling when someone asks a question and you want to yell out the answer you know with absolute certainty. But nothing comes out, and his mind draws a blank for what he was even going to say. That's probably something to ask your mom? Brothers are annoying? You don't need a brother, you've got---me? No, that didn't make sense. He was more of an uncle than anything.

"Layla says her brother is annoying, but I think he's fun," Morgan continued on, unaware of Happy's momentary tongue tie.

Maybe it was Harley, Happy thinks as he hands the plate to the kid. Tony always did act kinda the same for him and Morgan. Dad-like, before he would've tolerated that word in the same sentence as his own name.

(Happy could've sworn, though, that there was something he was forgetting. Some time Tony hadn't quite minded the assumption of fatherhood, the teasing Happy had laid on him, the responsibility.)

(Maybe his old age was getting to him. Tony Stark, dad to anyone but Morgan? Not likely.)

[peter-dude]

Ngl I’m a little tired of the over-the-top way Peter talks to adults in fics; like they’ve whole “mr captain america sir”

Yes, Peter Parker has good manners because Aunt May raised her boy right…But Peter Parker is also a little piece of shit who speaks before thinking

We need more scenes like this;

Tony; Hey Cap, meet my intern. Parker - Rogers, Rogers - Parker

Steve, shaking his hand: Hello nice to meet you : )

Peter, a little confused: You look blonder in photos

x x x

Bucky meeting spiderman: So you’re from Queens, Huh? I grew up in Brooklyn : )

Peter, genuinely sorry: Oh man, I’m so sorry that must’ve sucked

x x x

Natasha, angrily polishing her knife

Everyone else, terrified

Peter, nonchalantly: Damn, who pissed in your porridge?

[an-angeline-star]

Okay so I'm just gonna be rambling BUT

What would female Peter Parker be called?

I'm not talking about transfem, because I don't think she would want to have a similar name to her deadname. But for bio fem Peter, I do lowk like "Penny". I've also seen "Petra" but for some reason I just don't vibe with that name T-T

Not only that BUT what would female Spider-Man be called?!

The most common one is Spider-Girl but that sounds too infantalizing to me. How come Peter is called Spided-Man and Penny is Spider-Girl? Why not Spider-Woman?

But neither Spider-Woman nor Spider-Girl have the same ring to them as Spider-Man. That's why I'm questioning this.

Any suggestions?

[ao3legendarium]

if you recognize this fic then i'll have you know that the sun shines too brightly to turn away from and if I must burn, so must you

[transcript: heavily censored screenshot of tags, only showing the character tag for Santa Claus and the additional tags "sex in a tent" and "President Lyndon Johnson" end transcript]

in other news, I need to stop reading fanfiction that compromises my emotional stability. also, I deleted the risky text because the person had been online multiple times and not read it, so I figured it was unwelcome.

also, I know no one reads these anymore. the knowledge isn't painless, but why should I scream into a void and expect any reply but my own echoes?

[corneliaavenue-ao3]

Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

[fotibrit]

Pepper signing up morgan for child’s rec soccer under a false name in the hopes of letting her have a normal hobby like other kids her age without the stares that come with the “stark” name.

and the team coach who looks just a little worse for ware and financially struggling, who looks haunted every time he interacts with morgan, who stares a little too long at Pepper.

and pepper can’t place him, but he seems so familiar. He must know who they are, somehow. She tries to help the coach out every once in a while, not enough money to out them but enough to help him a little.

And she’s pretty sure he knows, but she doesn’t get confirmation until morgan trips on the field and another kid accidentally kicks her. and there’s blood, and she’s limp, and pepper is rushing to her but the coach is too. and he calls out her real name as he does, the name he shouldn’t know.

and he’s asking “Vitals? Read vitals!” to thin air as he crouches beside her, and pepper realizes that he’s trying to communicate with the AI device she wears whenever operating under a false name.

he shouldn’t know her name. he shouldn’t know about the AI. he shouldn’t be this scared about a kid who should be a stranger. Something is *wrong* here.

but pepper has bigger things to worry about at the moment.

[ivvyela]

nothing on this god's green earth can convince me that peter parker doesn't have an ao3 account where he is elbows deep in a 'rise of skywalker' fix-it fic. like, fully invested in it, been writing it pre-spider bite with ned, who is just as enthusiastic about it. but the thing is, it's really hard to do updates when you are literally spider-man.

every three months he'll post and in the author's note there's some shit like "sorry this took a while, i got shot seven times :/" or "i know it's been a minute, i literally got hit by a bus and then stabbed in the leg, but i'm all good!" or sometimes ned would log in and post with a note "hey i'm a friend posting on the author's behalf, they're healing from severe hypothermia but promised an update, so here it is!"

and the fic just gets increasingly more popular for the author notes alone. a good handful of the comments are something along the lines of "i'm not even in the star wars fandom, i'm just here to see if the author is good" or "every update i cheer for another day the author gets to live at this point"

and any reader who is a native new yorker kind of pieces together that holy shit the author might be spider-man because the timeline adds up, and they just fully embrace it. spider-man will stop a robbery and the guy behind the counter will ask when the next chapter will be up. spider-man returns a stolen backpack to a girl and she'll tell him that he "really got poe's voice down so well, it's really impressive."

ned thinks it is hilarious. mj finds out about the fic from twitter, to peter's absolute horror, and changes peter's contact name to "friendly neighborhood ao3 author". but the worst thing to happen is after an avengers battle where peter took a pretty big hit and ends up in med-bay. and during a press conference, when someone asks how spider-man is healing, tony just drops "spidey won't be down for too long. the star wars fic will be updated within the week, probably."

ao3 goes down for two days.

[my-castles-crumbling]

evergreen - september 17 - jegulus - @taylorswiftmicrofic - word count: 387

“It’s just a little further!” James insisted, dragging Regulus deeper into the Forbidden Forest, his voice cheery but firm.

Regulus briefly considered the merits of stabbing his boyfriend and leaving him there in the woods, splayed by a nearby evergreen. Surely, if Muggle serial killers did it and got away with it, it was a plausible strategy? But, as they stumbled over roots and branches, he sighed, realizing that that would be a lot of work, and he’d rather miss the way James held him.

Luckily, they broke through a clearing a few moments later. He looked around, blinking in the sudden sun. “Erm…” he trailed off, pinching his eyebrows together. There was nothing special at all about the location, though he supposed it was rather peaceful.

“Look,” James beamed, pulling him to a tree on the far side. 

Then, Regulus’s eyes laid on it–a giant oak, its trunk marred with centuries’ worth of initials. Layers upon layers of carvings, all different shades of brown because of their varying ages. It was almost awe-inspiring, to see how students had left their marks. He wondered how many of those couples were still together–still alive. A small, untouched part of his heart hoped desperately that he and James would be some of the few who made it.

Smiling softly, he murmured, “Ah.”

“Shall I do the honors?” James offered gallantly, pulling out his wand and beaming. 

But Regulus decided this called for a more personal touch. Pulling out the small, magically sharp blade he always kept in his shoe, he stepped forward and quickly carved RAB+JFP into the trunk, adding a heart around it because he knew it would please the taller boy and because it made his own heart twitch pleasantly.

Then, he turned to meet James’s eyes for approval.

He found the Gryffindor staring at him, eyes wide, mouth slightly agape.

“What?” he demanded, feeling a bit self-conscious. Perhaps the heart had been a bit much?

But Jame broke into a grin. “Dunno why you look so hot holding that,” he muttered, jutting his chin towards the knife.

Regulus let out a laugh of surprise. “You’d think I looked hot holding a dead raccoon,” he rolled his eyes, stowing the knife in his pocket.

“Absolutely,” the taller boy agreed, moving to press him against the tree.

[fotibrit]

Tony knows how to sew.

Obviously. Making everyone’s suits wasn’t JUST about the tech. It was calming for him to stitch things back together. At least, that’s how Pepper tells the story when Morgan asks her once again to tell it.

He loved sewing. and when she was born, he wanted to make sure she knew all about all her uncles and aunts. Even the ones that didn’t have books about them and even the ones that didn’t come by the house.

He sewed dolls. Little cute figurines of all the cool people her dad worked with.

But Pepper tells Morgan that that wasn’t enough. Her dad had been worried that she wouldn’t know the names. He wanted to be able to tell stories and for her to know who he’s talking about. So he made the dolls have two buttons. One that says the hero name, the other that says their real name.

So Morgan plays with her dolls and has Steve and Hawkeye have a tea party. She brings Wanda to the dinner table. She has two favorites, though.

One of her favorites has a button that says “Iron Man” and the other says “Dad”. It’s not made to look like the suits. It’s just her dad, smiling. She carried it everywhere while everyone arranged the funeral.

Her latest favorite, though, is a mystery. Because Pepper can explain a lot of things, but Pepper can’t explain the Spider-Man one. When the second button broke, Morgan brought it to Pepper to fix. But Pepper couldn’t explain why the second button never seemed to have any recording on it at all.

It’s the first things of her dads that has broken. Morgan becomes determined to fix it.

[ajdoesprompts]

Everyone seems to think Peter Parker loves puns.

It made sense, based on his clothing choices. He was consistently wearing a shitty joke t-shirt with a flannel over the top, ripped jeans and sneakers with holes in them.

Tony would scoff about Peter’s hypocrisy. “You can’t try to be hip and cool in ripped pants and wear a silly t-shirt, kid. It kills the vibe.” And Peter would laugh along.

Of course he would, because telling Tony that these were the only clothes in the thrift shop that he could afford would be too serious of a conversation.

So, as long as he drops a pun into conversation every now and then, Tony will be non the wiser.

If only his mortal enemy wasn’t planning on ruining this perfectly curated plan.

A rain of terror…

(Get it? Like reign? Except it’s rain? Cmon that one was pretty good)

The point is, no matter how wet it gets, cash isn’t flowing enough for him to afford an umbrella.

(Cash isn’t flowing? Maybe Peter really does like puns)

[peecyjacksoo]

HI! I wonder if you'll update your Red Chuck Taylors PJO Series on AO3?

The story isn't over

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