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they/he/it👹22🆒 my Tho(ugh)ts 🍑

[fedorathexplorer]

I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years

[chrownox]

Impart me in your wisdom of ancient times

[fedorathexplorer]

one time there was a tumblr user with the url “pizza” and she would just comment on any text post about pizza saying “omg that’s me” and then we found out she had an entire tag dedicated to saying the n word

[thetyrannosaur]

One time somebody paid $750 for the url ‘hi’ and got deleted in less than a year for promoting weight loss scams

[bathykolpian]

There’s always been something deeply wrong with this place.

[superwholock]

too much to document, but god damn we can try

[whereserpentswalk]

Seeing that this was from 2019 is like how ancient Egypt had people who studied even more ancient versions of Egypt.

[j4gm]

Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.

[peepeepoopoobongboy]

had the privilage of seeing a really fuckin suck band this weekend during pride and they had a song fittingly titled “your package… came…. in the mail….?” and not only is the title hilarious its a straight banger 10/10 recommend killer high life

[menelaiad]

just cried so hard at this that i actually nearly threw up

[hev-mark-iv]

[kosmogrl]

[kleefkruid]

Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it's called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes

[librarycards]

fat paw friday

[librarycards]

please reblog if you are observing fat paw friday

[crippled-peeper]

every single school teacher should get paid $300,000 a year minimum and ICE agents should all die simultaneously in agony. this is my congressional budget plan

[chloemew]

Absolutely enamoured with this snail mug I got yesterday....

A snug of snoffee

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest Round 1 Part 3

Jabber (Gachiakuta)

Whizzer Brown (Falsettos)

Voting ended onJun 8

[human-n0-l0ng3r]

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[eli-eli-lema-sabachthani]

EVERYONE VOTE WHIZZER NOW THIS IS VERY VERY IMPORTANT

[caswarrenart]

The Lighthouse, version 1

[batsandboba]

happy birthday gay people happy birthday technoblade

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[batsandboba]

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[batsandboba]

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[squeeegs]

happy birthday, techno.

[masonhawthorne]

I keep remembering a run of Hamlet I saw a few years ago, where the Ghost was costumed in full plate armour which was very noisy, and instead of muffling it, they had him crash across the stage, stomping so the whole set rattled, and he said all of his lines in a bellow, like he was furious with Hamlet.

And the thing that made it absolutely terrifying was that Hamlet was the only one who reacted. He was cowering, and covering his ears with both hands, and yelling to be heard over the noise.

And no one else seemed to know why he was doing that. The other actors didn't even raise their voices.

That's scary, something so loud and painful, and REAL, and the people around you don't even notice it, and think that you're the crazy one.

[chestercopperpotz]

I love when I hear about a choice in Shakespeare I've never thought of before. Brilliant

[salithemage]

the way ozempic has finally made the fact that eating healthy and exercising doesn't necessarily make you thin well known and society's reaction to this is not "oh i guess being thin or fat doesn't actually show if you're healthy" but "oh i guess everyone should be on this drug"

[heartseeker]

i think about “ham and bean” on the daily