that's not the spinch lore

30, she/her

[peepholeconfessional]

Good thing the family dynamics that are the emotional core of the fiction project I committed myself to half my life ago aren't relevant to my current life whatsoever 👍👍👍

[evardstentacles]

fuck everything. whats the media people ASSUME youre into. what are people surprised that you havent watched/played/whatever

[lover-of-mine]

Given the reactions to my post about how Tim is gonna top space, please pick one way for the S10 opener to go:

embrace that ghosts are real in the 911verse and go full magical realism

put Athena on a submarine Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea style

introduce dinosaurs Jurassic Park style

introduce dinosaurs via time travel

time travel doctor who style

natural disaster they haven't done yet (tornado, flash floods, etc)

wishful thinking button (something simple, like a fire)

something else

Voting ended onJul 22

[weird-goodbyes]

the thing that gets me about Mother's Boy every time is that Buck's storyline leading up to it is about him not being sure if people accept the changes in him and that he struggles with knowing who he actually is vs. who he thinks people want/expect him to be, and then he's faced with a woman who literally wants him to be someone else because she thinks he'd be good at it. and he says no and plays along just to escape and tries to talk her out of it...up until he hears Eddie, and then he's willing to put aside all that growth to save him. He'll do it, he's ready to be Derek.

the thing that gets me about Mother's Boy every time is that you have Eddie who has struggled for seasons with people assuming the worst possible outcome about who he is. just in season 9 he had the lawyer touting that he's some violent, angry man and Abigail's father thinks he's taking advantage of her (fuck him, by the way), and the sheriff thinks he killed Buck. And then you have him trying to find out about Buck. He apologizes for taking Hector's clothes, he pays money for that shitty car. Until he's faced with what he thinks is a situation where Buck is in danger or already dead and then he's ready to embrace that false reputation he's been trying to disprove. He's ready to shoot, kill, fight to save him.

and finally, the thing that gets me about Mother's Boy every time is that in the end...neither one of them has to give up their individual journeys because the other has their back. Buck saves Eddie from embracing that false interpretation of him. Buck is the one who does any of the actual damage by using the cattle prod on Earl. Eddie was willing to shoot. He had the gun ready. But Buck stopped him from having to. And Eddie saves Buck from falling back into being what others want him to be. He screams "Buck", Buck's preferred name, loudly and repeatedly. Buck was willing to "be Derek" but Eddie made sure he didn't have to be. Eddie stopped him from having to.

[peepholeconfessional]

I don't want to wait playing at the gas station....please 😭

[peepholeconfessional]

if my parents had emotionally abandoned me and my intant brother to enter a twin vortex of grief and dysfunction at the expense of emotional connection with any other person for 35 years. and then been like yeah we're getting divorced in our seventies because the sparkle just isn't there anymore. I would kill them. maddie han, murder is still on the table. you do what's best for you queen.

[baradragon]

notice how everyones 30 now

[peepholeconfessional]

Pissed.

[peepholeconfessional]

Through a combo of major life transition time/hiatus/the rebound after whatever the hell happened to me post 9x13, I have been on more of a 9-1-1 break than anticipated. This is not ultimately a bad thing but I know that when I reengage I'm in for a hell of a time. And honestly??? Fear.

[peepholeconfessional]

something happened overnight and it's baaaaaack

[peepholeconfessional]

Through a combo of major life transition time/hiatus/the rebound after whatever the hell happened to me post 9x13, I have been on more of a 9-1-1 break than anticipated. This is not ultimately a bad thing but I know that when I reengage I'm in for a hell of a time. And honestly??? Fear.

[dorothylarouge]

I don;t actually think theres been a true tumblr sexyman this decade. its an archetype that has largely died out

[thirdwheelravi]

in season 10 buck and eddie should meet a pair of girl best friends and start dating them (it's so convenient and great because they can all just hang out together!) and then a few episodes later they both get dumped on the same night because it turns out their girlfriends are in love with each other and one of them finally confessed and then buck winds up at eddie's door and eddie (in his underwear again for some reason) lets him in and they drink beers on the couch and theyre like ha ha just our bad luck. and learn nothing

[bean-pronounced-bawn]

I can't find the post but there's this one post that's like "aging is less than 1% as terrifying as whatever the fuck is going on with people desperately trying not to age"

That but with weight.

Getting or being fat is less than 1% as terrifying as whatever the fuck is going on with people desperately trying to not be fat.

[kaijuno]

[speedlimit15]

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[buddiesblr]

aisha disliked playing hen as captain because there too much talking involved for her meanwhile kenny said he loves playing chim as captain because he doesn't have to carry anything anymore